Originally posted by: LordMaul
One thing I never understood...
Where did he get his costume? I've heard it talked about yet never heard it completely answered. Some people say he "spun" it...but how the hell did he get the different colors, everything to be so perfect, plastic-y "web" outlines, eye lenses, etc. etc.? One second he draws a picture, the next he flying around NY in the new get-up.
Also, how does he fly around NY like that? It shows him swinging on one line of web straight down the middle of the street in several occasions, yet at the angle he would have had to have the web attached to something would have been STRAIGHT UP to get at that angle! And does his web retract? If not, with all the web he's been shooting, why don't people have a bunch of it, or people analyzing it? And if it retracts, how does he keep shooting it out so quickly one after another? Where the #@)*&$ does he have all this web material?!
And last but not least...if he really DID turn into a spider, he's be swinging around NY not by his wrists/hands, but shooting it out his ass.

EDIT: That would be funny. Peter Parker in the cafeteria room at school...leans over to fart discretely...pfffttsssssst. Peter gets up and his ass is stuck to the bench! MWAUHAHAHAHAHAHA! or...not...