Question about small town cops

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: ViperMagic
If everyone is in church, why would you need a cop elsewhere?

For those marauding teenage gangs!

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Anyone else having visions of that Simpsons episode? 😀

<Snake> "People in this town are so stupid."

- M4H

 

[Vonkhan]

Originally posted by: ViperMagic
If everyone is in church, why would you need a cop elsewhere?

quiet you ... black vans from Dunkin Donut, Donut Connection, Krispy Kreme are already on their way to ur house. Who else is gonna rid them of their surplus saturday night stock of donuts??? a single cop can consume 5 x quantity of donuts than a gang of stoned teenagers & drunk college students together!

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Vonkhan

Originally posted by: ViperMagic
If everyone is in church, why would you need a cop elsewhere?

quiet you ... black vans from Dunkin Donut, Donut Connection, Krispy Kreme are already on their way to ur house. Who else is gonna rid them of their surplus saturday night stock of donuts??? a single cop can consume 5 x quantity of donuts than a gang of stoned teenagers & drunk college students together!

That donut stereotype is so played out. If you worked a job where you were expected to be available for 8-12 hours straight, you'd be looking for something quick & filling too.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Vonkhan

Originally posted by: ViperMagic
If everyone is in church, why would you need a cop elsewhere?

quiet you ... black vans from Dunkin Donut, Donut Connection, Krispy Kreme are already on their way to ur house. Who else is gonna rid them of their surplus saturday night stock of donuts??? a single cop can consume 5 x quantity of donuts than a gang of stoned teenagers & drunk college students together!

That donut stereotype is so played out. If you worked a job where you were expected to be available for 8-12 hours straight, you'd be looking for something quick & filling too.

Driver: "This ticket is a lie! See you in court! I'll have your badge for this!"
Cop: "I don't think you want it, sir. The pay's bad, the hours are long, and you meet some real assholes."

- M4H

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Vonkhan

Originally posted by: ViperMagic
If everyone is in church, why would you need a cop elsewhere?

quiet you ... black vans from Dunkin Donut, Donut Connection, Krispy Kreme are already on their way to ur house. Who else is gonna rid them of their surplus saturday night stock of donuts??? a single cop can consume 5 x quantity of donuts than a gang of stoned teenagers & drunk college students together!

That donut stereotype is so played out. If you worked a job where you were expected to be available for 8-12 hours straight, you'd be looking for something quick & filling too.

Driver: "This ticket is a lie! See you in court! I'll have your badge for this!"
Cop: "I don't think you want it, sir. The pay's bad, the hours are long, and you meet some real assholes."

- M4H

You said it. What the hell am I getting myself into. 🙂

 

[Vonkhan]

cops are just jealous of other people's assholes since they rarely get to use a chance to use their own, considering tht their donut & coffee diet is the perfect formula for chronic constipation 😛

quick & filling too

filling ... ? pigs dont stop till they're FILLED up to the max. dont forget tht the donuts are free too, cheap b4st1ds

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Vonkhan
cops are just jealous of other people's assholes since they rarely get to use a chance to use their own, considering tht their donut & coffee diet is the perfect formula for chronic constipation 😛

quick & filling too

filling ... ? pigs dont stop till they're FILLED up to the max. dont forget tht the donuts are free too, cheap b4st1ds

It's too bad to have to resort to toilet humor here. Also, it is up to the business whether or not to give officers free food & drink, so it's not an absolute. Some store owners like having a relationship with the people that are protecting them, so they choose to reimburse them.