Question about lingerie for the women of AT.

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: LolaWiz

Originally posted by: Aflac

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
I think it is sexier without it, but most pairs will have something "extra"

Wait wait, you think it's sexier??

why wouldnt any one think that? I know my hubby feels the same way. it just looks better than seeing sheer fabric with a patch of darker color cotton.

Man... you guys need to get some chicks.

Why do you have to make that assumption and insult people? Maybe some of us don't get hung up on an inconsequential piece of fabric. It's not exactly in a really noticeable spot - I don't inspect that area to make sure I can see through everything.

It was a bloody joke.

Hopefully not too bloody, because that's just... blech...

 

[OSX]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: LoKe
How the hell do you lose a fleshlight? Not like it's something you take sight-seeing...

Presumably, you keep it in your bedside draw or some other semi-private spot. Obviously, one of his friends found it and took it, which brings us to an even more disturbing question...

Who the hell would take someone else's fleshlight?

Assuming you are the kind of guy who snoops in his pal's nightstand, and assuming you are the kind of guy who is into battery powered self pleasure, and assuming you are comfortable stealing your friend's sex toys, how do find the courage to actually touch it if it is not in the original packaging? :Q

I don't care how much soap and water you use, that thing is tainted beyond hope as soon as it leaves the original packaging.

It's not battery powered. It's manual.

 

[OSX]

Originally posted by: MX2times
I dont know, I wear crotchless.

Pics or ban.

 

[shortylickens]

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MAJOR UPDATE!
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Her name was NOT Julie, it was Heather. She forgot to swap out her name plate on the glass when she took over the night shift.
Needless to say this caused some confusion and discontent when I went back tonight. Apparently, Julie's boyfriend did not care for the stories I was telling about Julie.

We got it all figured out, before he tried to kill me.

Ladies for god sakes, dont ever do anything that might make us think you have some other girls name. All it does is cause problems.

Anyway, the girl who is actually Heather said she would be by later to pick up her unmentionables.
Since it is now 1020 PM my time, I can only assume she'll want to come in for a bit when she stops by to collect.

After that.............
Who Knows?
I mean, after all, a gal who wraps your head in cotton lust is probably open for all kinds of fun.

One more update tomorrow. Assuming I survive the night.

 

[FrustratedUser]

shens

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: shortylickens
===== ++++++ =====
MAJOR UPDATE!
===== ++++++ =====

Her name was NOT Julie, it was Heather. She forgot to swap out her name plate on the glass when she took over the night shift.
Needless to say this caused some confusion and discontent when I went back tonight. Apparently, Julie's boyfriend did not care for the stories I was telling about Julie.

We got it all figured out, before he tried to kill me.

Ladies for god sakes, dont ever do anything that might make us think you have some other girls name. All it does is cause problems.

Anyway, the girl who is actually Heather said she would be by later to pick up her unmentionables.
Since it is now 1020 PM my time, I can only assume she'll want to come in for a bit when she stops by to collect.

After that.............
Who Knows?
I mean, after all, a gal who wraps your head in cotton lust is probably open for all kinds of fun.

One more update tomorrow. Assuming I survive the night.

When you write in Hustler prose I have no choice other than to resoundingly call Shens.
The burden of proof lies on you.

 

[Pepsi90919]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: LolaWiz

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: LolaWiz

Originally posted by: Aflac

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
I think it is sexier without it, but most pairs will have something "extra"

Wait wait, you think it's sexier??

why wouldnt any one think that? I know my hubby feels the same way. it just looks better than seeing sheer fabric with a patch of darker color cotton.

Man... you guys need to get some chicks.

Why do you have to make that assumption and insult people? Maybe some of us don't get hung up on an inconsequential piece of fabric. It's not exactly in a really noticeable spot - I don't inspect that area to make sure I can see through everything.

It was a bloody joke.

It gets a little tiresome when people constantly take shots at ATOTers over that.

It's not like it's the first time you've ever made that joke. You seem to think that just because a guy hasn't dated a girl who thinks just like you, that he hasn't dated any girls at all.

Shut up.

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: LolaWiz

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: LolaWiz

Originally posted by: Aflac

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
I think it is sexier without it, but most pairs will have something "extra"

Wait wait, you think it's sexier??

why wouldnt any one think that? I know my hubby feels the same way. it just looks better than seeing sheer fabric with a patch of darker color cotton.

Man... you guys need to get some chicks.

Why do you have to make that assumption and insult people? Maybe some of us don't get hung up on an inconsequential piece of fabric. It's not exactly in a really noticeable spot - I don't inspect that area to make sure I can see through everything.

It was a bloody joke.

It gets a little tiresome when people constantly take shots at ATOTers over that.

It's not like it's the first time you've ever made that joke. You seem to think that just because a guy hasn't dated a girl who thinks just like you, that he hasn't dated any girls at all.

Shut up.

Why don't you all shut up. I swear to god, if I have to come back there, I am turning this thread around and we are not going ANY-where. Got it!?

 

[doze]

Originally posted by: Zaitsev
Well if it was up to me, cotton panties wouldn't exist in the first place.

WTF are you talking about. Little cotton panties can be very sexy.

 

[Conky]

I just want to know if the OP was wearing the panties on his head correctly and not backwards.

 

[Faulkner05]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
shens

Funny... at first the guy says that he couldn't get it up, and therefore had no relations. For this he gets "props". But as soon as there's a chance that he WILL get some, you lame-asses call "shens". Lolawiz was very right, you all need girlfriends.

 

[VanTheMan]

Good luck OP! If you have "problems" again, you probably won't be getting another visit.

 

[RichardE]

:laugh: you went and told stories about the wrong chick I have done that before

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: shortylickens
Concerning panties:
Whats up with that extra layer of fabric on the crotchband?
Is it there for added comfort and psychological protection?
Or is there a more practical purpose to its creation?
If its so important why isnt the entire panty dual-layered?

I noticed it sometimes isnt there, like on expensive silk g-strings and such.
But always on the cotton panties.

Now some of you may wonder what the hell got my mind on this topic.
Never really noticed it before, but had the experience first-hand when I woke up this morning. Went out last night to have a few quick drinks, (I'm off today after working the weekend), and nice little Julie was there mixing the hooch.
Somehow she stopped tending bar and started drinking with me. Now I dont know exactly what the heck happened, I do recall stumbling up the stairs and dragging her up with me. She probably would have had a difficult time enough without those weird heels, but had I not helped her she would likely have passed out in front of my garage.

Anyway, when I woke up she was long gone and I found her panties wrapped around my head. It was at that point I noticed the intricacies of the modern panty. Not the least of which was the thick material on the crotch.

So what about it girls? Soemtimes its there, sometimes not. Sometimes its sewn closed, other times the front is open like a little kangaroo pouch. Are you girls hiding stuff down there too?

I dont think we had whoopie, I think she tried to get my little sailor at attention but he'd been out with a cask of Rum all night and was not fit for duty. So I suspect she gave up and passed out with me in bed.

methinks you cleverly hid some bragging in there.

 

[Theiananator]

Golf clap.

 

[Ika]

Originally posted by: shortylickens
===== ++++++ =====
MAJOR UPDATE!
===== ++++++ =====

Her name was NOT Julie, it was Heather. She forgot to swap out her name plate on the glass when she took over the night shift.
Needless to say this caused some confusion and discontent when I went back tonight. Apparently, Julie's boyfriend did not care for the stories I was telling about Julie.

We got it all figured out, before he tried to kill me.

Ladies for god sakes, dont ever do anything that might make us think you have some other girls name. All it does is cause problems.

Anyway, the girl who is actually Heather said she would be by later to pick up her unmentionables.
Since it is now 1020 PM my time, I can only assume she'll want to come in for a bit when she stops by to collect.

After that.............
Who Knows?
I mean, after all, a gal who wraps your head in cotton lust is probably open for all kinds of fun.

One more update tomorrow. Assuming I survive the night.

:laugh:

But who were you telling stories to?

 

[shortylickens]

-------- FINAL UPDATE ----------

All right, first off, MOSH: I dont know what bragging you think I did, other than the placement of the panties themselves.

EVERYONE CALLING SHENS: Sorry, but, her name was indeed heather, I did go back over to the bar and (like a dumbass) told my buddies what happened, and Julie and her boyfriend did find out and were not happy.
Hate to crap on everyones SHENS parade, but lets be real here. If you spend enough time at bar, strange shiat will happen.

But the story dies. Heather did not come over. It would appear she said that just to get me the hell away from her. Seems that after running my mouth at the bar she no longer had an interest in me. I tossed the undies in the garbage and chalk it up as another weird episode in my life that didnt have much of an ending.

Suspect I shouldnt go back to the bar for a little while.

As for the Hustler comment: Well I have read a lot of Hustler, and if my story sounds like a Hustler fantasy its probably because I wanted it to be. Which is likely one more thing that turned her off.

 

[Tiamat]

awesome story :laugh:

 

[thepd7]

Originally posted by: VoteQuimby
its there for excess "female juices?"

I guess it isn't on the g-strings because they don't plan on keeping them on very long?

yes, and even the g strings I have seen have it.

 

[RichardE]

bumo for funnies

 

[aplefka]

Originally posted by: mcvickj

Originally posted by: shortylickens
Concerning panties:
Whats up with that extra layer of fabric on the crotchband?
Is it there for added comfort and psychological protection?
Or is there a more practical purpose to its creation?
If its so important why isnt the entire panty dual-layered?

I noticed it sometimes isnt there, like on expensive silk g-strings and such.
But always on the cotton panties.

Now some of you may wonder what the hell got my mind on this topic.
Never really noticed it before, but had the experience first-hand when I woke up this morning. Went out last night to have a few quick drinks, (I'm off today after working the weekend), and nice little Julie was there mixing the hooch.
Somehow she stopped tending bar and started drinking with me. Now I dont know exactly what the heck happened, I do recall stumbling up the stairs and dragging her up with me. She probably would have had a difficult time enough without those weird heels, but had I not helped her she would likely have passed out in front of my garage.

Anyway, when I woke up she was long gone and I found her panties wrapped around my head. It was at that point I noticed the intricacies of the modern panty. Not the least of which was the thick material on the crotch.

So what about it girls? Soemtimes its there, sometimes not. Sometimes its sewn closed, other times the front is open like a little kangaroo pouch. Are you girls hiding stuff down there too?

I dont think we had whoopie, I think she tried to get my little sailor at attention but he'd been out with a cask of Rum all night and was not fit for duty. So I suspect she gave up and passed out with me in bed.

LMAO. That is almost sig worthy!

Are you serious? I mean yeah it's sigworthy, but what about the last bit? I think both parts are equally sigworthy.