Question about lingerie for the women of AT.

shortylickens

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Concerning panties:
Whats up with that extra layer of fabric on the crotchband?
Is it there for added comfort and psychological protection?
Or is there a more practical purpose to its creation?
If its so important why isnt the entire panty dual-layered?

I noticed it sometimes isnt there, like on expensive silk g-strings and such.
But always on the cotton panties.

Now some of you may wonder what the hell got my mind on this topic.
Never really noticed it before, but had the experience first-hand when I woke up this morning. Went out last night to have a few quick drinks, (I'm off today after working the weekend), and nice little Julie was there mixing the hooch.
Somehow she stopped tending bar and started drinking with me. Now I dont know exactly what the heck happened, I do recall stumbling up the stairs and dragging her up with me. She probably would have had a difficult time enough without those weird heels, but had I not helped her she would likely have passed out in front of my garage.

Anyway, when I woke up she was long gone and I found her panties wrapped around my head. It was at that point I noticed the intricacies of the modern panty. Not the least of which was the thick material on the crotch.

So what about it girls? Soemtimes its there, sometimes not. Sometimes its sewn closed, other times the front is open like a little kangaroo pouch. Are you girls hiding stuff down there too?

I dont think we had whoopie, I think she tried to get my little sailor at attention but he'd been out with a cask of Rum all night and was not fit for duty. So I suspect she gave up and passed out with me in bed.
 

VoteQuimby

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its there for excess "female juices?"

I guess it isn't on the g-strings because they don't plan on keeping them on very long?
 

ruffilb

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Originally posted by: VoteQuimby
its there for excess "female juices?"

I guess it isn't on the g-strings because they don't plan on keeping them on very long?

That would be my guess.

Also, OP, you are brilliant. That was an excellent post.
 

mcvickj

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Originally posted by: shortylickens
Concerning panties:
Whats up with that extra layer of fabric on the crotchband?
Is it there for added comfort and psychological protection?
Or is there a more practical purpose to its creation?
If its so important why isnt the entire panty dual-layered?

I noticed it sometimes isnt there, like on expensive silk g-strings and such.
But always on the cotton panties.

Now some of you may wonder what the hell got my mind on this topic.
Never really noticed it before, but had the experience first-hand when I woke up this morning. Went out last night to have a few quick drinks, (I'm off today after working the weekend), and nice little Julie was there mixing the hooch.
Somehow she stopped tending bar and started drinking with me. Now I dont know exactly what the heck happened, I do recall stumbling up the stairs and dragging her up with me. She probably would have had a difficult time enough without those weird heels, but had I not helped her she would likely have passed out in front of my garage.

Anyway, when I woke up she was long gone and I found her panties wrapped around my head. It was at that point I noticed the intricacies of the modern panty. Not the least of which was the thick material on the crotch.

So what about it girls? Soemtimes its there, sometimes not. Sometimes its sewn closed, other times the front is open like a little kangaroo pouch. Are you girls hiding stuff down there too?

I dont think we had whoopie, I think she tried to get my little sailor at attention but he'd been out with a cask of Rum all night and was not fit for duty. So I suspect she gave up and passed out with me in bed.

LMAO. That is almost sig worthy!
 

shortylickens

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No pics of julie, she works down at Parters, you can go see her if you like.
And I lost my fleshlight two years ago, never got another one.

As for the thread itself, I just looked at it and realized you people are probably wondering what kind of nut I really am.
Well, I have no freaking clue!
 

chambersc

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Originally posted by: shortylickens
No pics of julie, she works down at Parters, you can go see her if you like.
And I lost my fleshlight two years ago, never got another one.


As for the thread itself, I just looked at it and realized you people are probably wondering what kind of nut I really am.
Well, I have no freaking clue!

How the hell does one "lose" a fleshlight? Loan it to a friend and they never gave it back and you forgot which man-beast you leant it to?

EDIT: Loke, time hack much? I SWEAR I didn't see your post yet it was 11 minutes before mine....
 

ElMonoDelMar

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Originally posted by: shortylickens
I dont think we had whoopie, I think she tried to get my little sailor at attention but he'd been out with a cask of Rum all night and was not fit for duty. So I suspect she gave up and passed out with me in bed.

Quoted for funnay.
 

JulesMaximus

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Originally posted by: Old Hippie
Anyway, when I woke up she was long gone and I found her panties wrapped around my head.
Sounds like a good time was had by all! :laugh:

He left out the part about the panties being wrapped around his head 8 times. Size XXXL FTL!!! :shocked:
 

lokiju

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It's because it's of a softer material and won't rub and cause irritation on their ever so sensitive urethra, as for the expensive silk panties you mentioned, they are made of silk and soft and won't cause irritation.
 
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Lola

it is for keeping us fresh and clean. A lot of times in silk/satin undies, the make does not want a seam anywhere so they do not have the little cotton patch.
I think it is sexier without it, but most pairs will have something "extra"
For non-natural fabric, the cotton patch also helps for skin to breathe and not get irritated.
 

cKGunslinger

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:laugh:

And yes, I'm pretty sure it's there due to excess "moisture" from that general area. I know some women wear panty-liners around the clock, instead of their intended 2-3 days per month.

It's quite the complicated system down there.
 

shortylickens

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Originally posted by: LolaWiz
it is for keeping us fresh and clean. A lot of times in silk/satin undies, the make does not want a seam anywhere so they do not have the little cotton patch.
I think it is sexier without it, but most pairs will have something "extra"
For non-natural fabric, the cotton patch also helps for skin to breathe and not get irritated.
Pairs? PAIRS!
How the hell do you have a pair of panties and only one bra?

Anyway, thanks for the answers folks.
I knew my little buddy Lola would help me out. Heck, she showed us her goodies, why wouldnt she talk about them too?

Thanks Little Buddy!


EDIT: As for all the other issues, I've never even moved in with a girl, much less been married. I really have no idea about this stuff, (and up until recently), every girl has taken her naughties with her when she left.
And I lost my fleshlight when I moved out of the barracks into my apartment.
 

Ika

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Originally posted by: LolaWiz
I think it is sexier without it, but most pairs will have something "extra"

Wait wait, you think it's sexier?? :p
 
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Lola

Originally posted by: Aflac
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
I think it is sexier without it, but most pairs will have something "extra"

Wait wait, you think it's sexier?? :p

why wouldnt any one think that? I know my hubby feels the same way. it just looks better than seeing sheer fabric with a patch of darker color cotton.

Man... you guys need to get some chicks.
 

ohtwell

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I have no idea what it is for, but I think it's irritating. Panties would be a lot sexier if they didn't have that. Especially the sheer fabric ones! Who wants a little piece of fabric hiding the good stuff.


: ) Amanda
 

GasX

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Originally posted by: LoKe
How the hell do you lose a fleshlight? Not like it's something you take sight-seeing...

Presumably, you keep it in your bedside draw or some other semi-private spot. Obviously, one of his friends found it and took it, which brings us to an even more disturbing question...

Who the hell would take someone else's fleshlight?

Assuming you are the kind of guy who snoops in his pal's nightstand, and assuming you are the kind of guy who is into battery powered self pleasure, and assuming you are comfortable stealing your friend's sex toys, how do find the courage to actually touch it if it is not in the original packaging? :Q

I don't care how much soap and water you use, that thing is tainted beyond hope as soon as it leaves the original packaging.