Question about foot massages

[helpme]

Originally posted by: morkinva

Originally posted by: helpme
Samual L Jackson: Giving a foot massage and eatin' the bitch out ain't in the same ballpark, it ain't even in the same F***ing game!

I'm not sayin' he was right, but you're sayin' a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm sayin' it does. I've given a million ladies a million foot massages and they all meant somethin'. We act like they don't, but they do. That's what's so fvckin' cool about 'em. This sensual thing's goin' on that nobody's talkin about, but you know it and she knows it, fvckin' Marsellus knew it, and Antwan shoulda known fvckin' better. That's his fvckin' wife, man. He ain't gonna have a sense of humor about that sheit.

Best part ever:

Would you give a man a foot massage?
Fvck you.
...........
You give em alot?
FCK YOU

 

[ChrisIsBored]

ROFL @ this thread

 

[Geekbabe]

Dudes like a good foot massage too 🙂

 

[rgwalt]

Originally posted by: SherEPunjab

Originally posted by: LSUfan

Originally posted by: notfred
I nominate this thread for "loserest thread ever".

second that

There are a lot of BAAD posts on this site, but i must third the nomination.

Get out loser.

Make this your one and only post.

Don't be such a tool Sher...

Ryan

 

[bean51]

We seem to have gone on a tangent there. I'm applying pressure primarly with my two thumbs. Working my way up on the sole of my foot from my heal to the toes. Is this technique correct? It feels good, so I assume yes.

 

[SherEPunjab]

Originally posted by: bean51
We seem to have gone on a tangent there. I'm applying pressure primarly with my two thumbs. Working my way up on the sole of my foot from my heal to the toes. Is this technique correct? It feels good, so I assume yes.

No, thats not. You need to take your finger and your thumb and make an "L" shape on your forehead.

 

[LSUfan]

Originally posted by: SherEPunjab

Originally posted by: bean51 We seem to have gone on a tangent there. I'm applying pressure primarly with my two thumbs. Working my way up on the sole of my foot from my heal to the toes. Is this technique correct? It feels good, so I assume yes.

No, thats not. You need to take your finger and your thumb and make an "L" shape on your forehead.

I woke up my wife laughing at that😀

 

[SherEPunjab]

Originally posted by: LSUfan

Originally posted by: SherEPunjab

Originally posted by: bean51 We seem to have gone on a tangent there. I'm applying pressure primarly with my two thumbs. Working my way up on the sole of my foot from my heal to the toes. Is this technique correct? It feels good, so I assume yes.

No, thats not. You need to take your finger and your thumb and make an "L" shape on your forehead.

I woke up my wife laughing at that😀

:::: bows ::::

Thank you, thank you.

One of SeP's finer responses no doubt.

 

[Zugzwang152]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Dudes like a good foot massage too 🙂

i wouldnt put my gf through touching my feet. theres this thing called "love" and that aint it sistah 😉

 

[bean51]

Originally posted by: SherEPunjab

Originally posted by: bean51
We seem to have gone on a tangent there. I'm applying pressure primarly with my two thumbs. Working my way up on the sole of my foot from my heal to the toes. Is this technique correct? It feels good, so I assume yes.

No, thats not. You need to take your finger and your thumb and make an "L" shape on your forehead.

If you have nothing nice to say...

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Zugzwang152

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Dudes like a good foot massage too 🙂

i wouldnt put my gf through touching my feet. theres this thing called "love" and that aint it sistah 😉

Even ugly man feet need love! Besides,if you have too many callus you'll be uncomfortable to sleep with,we ladies do have soft skin !

 

[Aves]

For some reason I'm reminded of this thread.

 

[rgwalt]

Originally posted by: SherEPunjab

Originally posted by: bean51
We seem to have gone on a tangent there. I'm applying pressure primarly with my two thumbs. Working my way up on the sole of my foot from my heal to the toes. Is this technique correct? It feels good, so I assume yes.

No, thats not. You need to take your finger and your thumb and make an "L" shape on your forehead.

For crying out-loud, the kid just wants to learn how to give a damned foot massage. I guess you feel the need to put someone down. Why is that? Is it because you have a higher post count? Or do you just get off giving people a hard time.

Now, I will admit some of the noobs post really dumb threads, but this isn't one of them.

Quit being a jackass.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: aves2k
For some reason I'm reminded of this thread.

i don't remember that but its pretty funny

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: bean51
We seem to have gone on a tangent there. I'm applying pressure primarly with my two thumbs. Working my way up on the sole of my foot from my heal to the toes. Is this technique correct? It feels good, so I assume yes.

That's a good start but you can also work from the toe to the heel, pay special attention to the balls of the feet,also work each toe individually, paying special care around the joints🙂

 

[LSUfan]

OK I'm going to try this for you again bean.<a class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://vtvt.essortment.com/howtogivefoot_rjwx.htm" target=blank>

foot massage</A>

 

[bean51]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: bean51
We seem to have gone on a tangent there. I'm applying pressure primarly with my two thumbs. Working my way up on the sole of my foot from my heal to the toes. Is this technique correct? It feels good, so I assume yes.

That's a good start but you can also work from the toe to the heel, pay special attention to the balls of the feet,also work each toe individually, paying special care around the joints🙂

oh yeah ! that feels good

 

[bean51]

Originally posted by: LSUfan
OK I'm going to try this for you again bean.<a class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://vtvt.essortment.com/howtogivefoot_rjwx.htm" target=blank>

foot massage</A>

I appreciate it, LSUfan.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: bean51

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: bean51
We seem to have gone on a tangent there. I'm applying pressure primarly with my two thumbs. Working my way up on the sole of my foot from my heal to the toes. Is this technique correct? It feels good, so I assume yes.

That's a good start but you can also work from the toe to the heel, pay special attention to the balls of the feet,also work each toe individually, paying special care around the joints🙂

oh yeah ! that feels good

:Q

 

[Bushwicktrini]

Originally posted by: SherEPunjab

Originally posted by: bean51
We seem to have gone on a tangent there. I'm applying pressure primarly with my two thumbs. Working my way up on the sole of my foot from my heal to the toes. Is this technique correct? It feels good, so I assume yes.

No, thats not. You need to take your finger and your thumb and make an "L" shape on your forehead.

And sombody asked why lukers don't post?

 

[Zugzwang152]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: Zugzwang152

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Dudes like a good foot massage too 🙂

i wouldnt put my gf through touching my feet. theres this thing called "love" and that aint it sistah 😉

Even ugly man feet need love! Besides,if you have too many callus you'll be uncomfortable to sleep with,we ladies do have soft skin !

my feet are unfortunately soft and supple, much as a womans would be, except i wear size 12's. 😱

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: SherEPunjab
hahaha what a weird site. man are there some weirdoes on the internet. what kind of sick demented mind would get their jollies from that site LSUFAN??

You thought that website was weird, sick, and demented?! You must've grown up isolated in a hut somewhere, because as sexual fetishes go, feet are about as harmless and innocuous as they come.