Qualcomm's absolutely insane intro to CES 2013

[waterjug]

Searched, didn't see this anywhere.

Most cringe-worthy video I've seen in a long time...paying 'hip' teen actors? "Ummm I'm a teen...texting...duh"

 

[cKGunslinger]

What the.. ?

 

[Printer Bandit]

alice eve looks nice.

 

[Kelvrick]

The fuck?

 

[Six]

Help! I'm not lame enough to understand.

 

[RockinZ28]

Either they're completely out of touch with reality, or I'm just getting too damn old.

 

[Homerboy]

I really am surprised this took so long to get here. It was beyond laughable. They excluded the horribly uncomfortably gory scene Del Torro chose to show too. It was just a whole cluster fuck of WTF?!?

 

[BassBomb]

They totally just look like old people trying to be cool

 

[destrekor]

They totally just look like old people trying to be cool

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who got that impression.

I skipped ahead a few moments, got to the big bird scene, and did a "fuck this I'm done" and closed the tab.
That was almost embarrassingly painful to watch. lol

 

[Mixolydian]

They totally just look like old people trying to be cool

Old people are the worst.

 

[djnsmith7]

Had to be one of, if not, the, lamest video I've watched (got through 1 minute & shut it off) in a very long time. Nothing about that video would inspire me, in the least, to support Qualcomm products.

Thought it was hilarious when all we heard were crickets at his lame attempt to pump the CEO spotlight.

 

[CPA]

Boom!

 

[SlowSpyder]

Steve Balmer genuinely looks crazy. Pause at 1:06 - 1:07 and just look at that creep.

 

[Sho'Nuff]

That intro makes Jesus cry. Just sayin.

 

[Ichinisan]

[edit]
Good write-up about it:
http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2414112,00.asp

 

[Fritzo]

The vibe I got from that is the same one I get when I see a 55 year old man shopping at Hollister.

 

[TJCS]

I feel like i just been mind fucked. What is this shit.

 

[clamum]

This is fucking horrible, this keynote.

 

[videogames101]

when they said "maroon 5" i literally died laughing

 

[DAGTA]

The derp is strong in this one

 

[phucheneh]

That white guy looks about thirty-five. I don't know if that makes it better or worse.

Also, completely serious...was that Asian guy in a fast and/or furious movie?

 

[Printer Bandit]

full keynote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLv_02-nnWw

 

[n7]

wow...just wow

 

[lxskllr]

What exactly was I seeing there? Was that a single video that was demoed some place? It felt really disjointed. Like a 10 year old's first attempt at video editing.

 

[OutHouse]

What was the product?