Qanonsense has reached peak grift (or has it?)

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Every time I think these people have reached peak stupidity, they utterly surprise me by lowering the bar even further...

At the Tesla Wellness Hotel and MedBed Center, about 45 minutes north of Pittsburgh, the enticements are nothing short of miraculous.

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"Part motel, part new-age clinic, the facility offers nightly rentals in rooms that come equipped with “BioHealers” –- canisters that the company claims exude “life force energy,” or biophotons. Testimonials from the company’s patients speak to the devices’ power to treat cancer, dementia, chronic pain and a long list of other ailments.

The center also sells the canisters for home use. Prices start at $599 and range all the way to $11,000 for the largest model, with slightly cheaper versions available for pets and children.
A one-night stay in a “highly-energized” room at the Tesla complex in Butler runs for $300. The rooms look like any other motel room, although a look beneath the bed reveals several of the biophoton devices placed underneath. The company runs seven other medbed centers in other states and its devices are used at several other “partner” facilities operated by other businesses.

Inside the canisters? A mix of “fine naturally active stones and activated fine metal, grout, sands and proprietary polymers that are manufactured with a special technology,” according to the company.
In addition to the biophoton emitting cannisters, the company also sells bottled water — 24-packs of 16.9 ounce bottles of Tennessee spring water — for $150. The company says the water has been imbued with “life force energy” that can increase energy and libido, improve breathing, digestion and sleep, reduce pain and lead to “vivid dreams to indicate enhanced brain activity.”

At Walmart, a 24-pack of 16.9 ounce of generic brand water bottles retails for less than $4.
Many of the company’s claims ape the language of science, said Caulfield, the Canadian law professor, including technical sounding words like “quantum” or “biophotons” to add to their credibility.

“They sound high-tech and employ the language of technology and medicine, even borrowing the name of Nikola Tesla,” Caulfield said. “It’s designed to enhance their credibility.”

Tesla’s claims about life force energy are also based, somewhat, on fact. Biophotons are real — a type of light emitted by living tissue that can’t be seen by the human eye. But their role in health is not well understood and use as a medical therapy is not proven, according to Bahman Anvari, a professor of bioengineering at the University of California, Riverside.

Tesla is now undertaking a clinical study to demonstrate the effectiveness of the cannisters. For now, the company cites a single medical study written by Liu and three other Tesla employees as evidence to back up its claims. That study found that Tesla’s canisters helped a woman who had complained of severe menstrual pain.

Anvari, however, noted that Tesla’s single journal article was not peer-reviewed, was limited to a single patient who was also receiving standard treatments, lacked a control group and has not been replicated.

“It’s completely scientifically implausible,” Caulfield said. “But if you’re desperate, and you’re looking for answers, you can see why you’d be drawn to it.”"


“Don’t waste your money, I’ve already wasted mine,” said one woman who uploaded a TikTok video about her experiences with a BioHealer. During the video, the woman opened the container to reveal the interior of the canister: a solid mass that resembled concrete. “They sold me a can of cement.”

This is a very large operation. A huge hotel property.


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Jaskalas

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“It’s completely scientifically implausible,” Caulfield said. “But if you’re desperate, and you’re looking for answers, you can see why you’d be drawn to it.”"
Humans don't give a !@#$ about science.
That's the problem. We are still cavemen.

Some people have, through conditioning, been trained to want truth. But there is an entire spectrum between zealot and scientist, and people generally fall somewhere in-between the two. Problem is we GREATLY weakened the conditioning we give people, and so we are heavily backsliding towards "there's a witch, burn her!". There is no limit to how far we can fall. Because the things that make us "human" and not just animals, these things are not actually valued by anyone. We believe what we want to believe, whatever thought and fantasy strokes our egos and comforts our identities.

In a bid to gain power by tearing down our institutions, a detachment from reality has been stoked in our people. A mistrust of government and in others. Place your faith in the faithful.

If you understand why humans created religion, then you will understand their motives, methods, and outcomes today. Nothing has changed.
 
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UNCjigga

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Marianne Williamson and QAnon sure make some strange bedfellows. Quite the crossover demographic.
 
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nakedfrog

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And to think, just a few short years ago, it was a humble Days Inn.
Humans don't give a !@#$ about science.
That's the problem. We are still cavemen.

Some people have, through conditioning, been trained to want truth. But there is an entire spectrum between zealot and scientist, and people generally fall somewhere in-between the two. Problem is we GREATLY weakened the conditioning we give people, and so we are heavily backsliding towards "there's a witch, burn her!". There is no limit to how far we can fall. Because the things that make us "human" and not just animals, these things are not actually valued by anyone. We believe what we want to believe, whatever thought and fantasy strokes our egos and comforts our identities.

In a bid to gain power by tearing down our institutions, a detachment from reality has been stoked in our people. A mistrust of government and in others. Place your faith in the faithful.

If you understand why humans created religion, then you will understand their motives, methods, and outcomes today. Nothing has changed.
I think your raging pessimism overstates the issue, and ignores the impact of outside influences helping to push this sort of thing.
 
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feralkid

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Part motel, part new-age clinic, the facility offers nightly rentals in rooms that come equipped with “BioHealers” –- canisters that the company claims exude “life force energy,” or biophotons, or plain old horse-shit.

Whatever drains your wallet, folks.

Step right up!
 
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Perknose

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Marianne Williamson and QAnon sure make some strange bedfellows. Quite the crossover demographic.
Not really. Marianne Williamson is, imho, a primarily personally ambitious New Age grifter. I got to see her in the upstairs room of a Philly bookshop when she was on the cusp or national prominence. I literally sat less than 8 feet from her for an hour. I was open to her at this time, but came away with the distinct impression that, far from being a carrier of love and light, she was a thin-skinned, unkind asshole.
 

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Not really. Marianne Williamson is, imho, a primarily personally ambitious New Age grifter. I got to see her in the upstairs room of a Philly bookshop when she was on the cusp or national prominence. I literally sat less than 8 feet from her for an hour. I was open to her at this time, but came away with the distinct impression that, far from being a carrier of love and light, she was a thin-skinned, unkind asshole.
Was that the forum that Booty was talking about increasing number of scotus justices to balance the seats stolen from us?
 

Perknose

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Was that the forum that Booty was talking about increasing number of scotus justices to balance the seats stolen from us?
Loooong before that. More than 30 years ago. Christ, I'm old.

I went back and looked. It was right at the beginning of her first book tour in 1992 for her soon to be best seller, A Return to Love. She was not yet that well known. There were about 20-25 of us in a small upstairs room at the Philly Barnes and Noble. I was in the second row, real close. I cannot emphasize how truly negative my personal impression of her as a human being was, and I went with positive intentions.

Behind her fronting for positions you like, read up on her, would be my advice.

Edit #2: Well, "grifter" may be somewhat unfair to her, even as my take is that she's in all this far more for personal fame than she and her more avid supporters would acknowledge.

But, here, this is but one look into the person that I saw up close and personally all those years ago. Over the intervening years, I've come across many more.
 
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In a world of self haters, there are those looking to others to fill their inner void either by the hope they can suck it from others who have something or promising to supply a need. In any case, if you look closely, another name for the void is ego. Behind rage is the feeling you deserve your emptiness. The vacuum can never be filled because it does not really exist. It is just a feeling we are afraid to confront.

Did you but suffer you would not suffer. A saying attributed to Christ. His death on the cross was to show you what you need to do. You were already crucified. You just need to remember.
 

dainthomas

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After years of being fed increasingly unhinged and baseless conspiracies, it makes sense they would become susceptible to this kind of hokum.
 
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Tsinni Dave

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There's still lots of room for this kind of alt-health/science to grow, after all I see no evidence of this place offering light bulb and bleach enemas or recently de-wormed horse splooge facials (yet). It's nowhere near peak anything until there's people paying for having things put in their asses or splooged onto their faces.
 
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The sky of blue is woke … obviously it is a libtard and it is spying on us and turning the pure white sun a dirty yellow. We must scorch the sky to retuen the sun to its proper whiteness …. Quanon next step in war on ”woke”
 
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cytg111

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I need to spend the weekend coming up with an angle to get in on the grift. Might as well make some $$$ off of these dumb fuckers.
1. Setup a maga ivermectin for kids gofundme
2. Create new facebook account boomer age maga profile pics.
3. Start clicking and liking and commenting on the crazy shit.
Make some friends, follow the usual suspects, get some followers
4. Start spamming your link.
Profit.

I can do much better than that but then you have to cut me in for 20% and you do all the work.
 
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Sadly too many adults were already primed for this. Hell our resident "official chiro" used to have some dumbass light chair and claimed his stuff would fix all manner of things.

The really sad part is that, they're pushing their kids into this shit instead of getting them vaccinated, or other actual treatment for issues. Measles is coming back, they're worried smallpox might. And this is when we're on the cusp of possibly making vaccines for Malaria and other diseases that have been devastating many parts of the world.
 

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Sadly too many adults were already primed for this. Hell our resident "official chiro" used to have some dumbass light chair and claimed his stuff would fix all manner of things.
Shitlol

What was his screen name again?!