Q310510: Quite possibly the gayest windows update, ever

[SmirnoffIsTasty]

Q310510: Recommended Update

This update resolves the "Playback and Copy-Protection Issues When You Try to Play the Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs DVD Movie" issue in Windows XP and is discussed in Microsoft Knowledge Base (KB) Article Q310510. Download now to be able to play Disney's "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" Platinum Collection DVD.

For more information about this issue, read Microsoft KB Article Q310510. (This site may be in English.)

System Requirements

This update applies to the following operating systems:
Windows XP Home Edition
Windows XP Professional

How to use

Restart your computer to complete the installation.


How to uninstall

Click Start and then click Control Panel.
Click Add/Remove Programs.
Select Windows XP Hotfix (SP1) [See Q310510 for more information], and then click Add/Remove.

 

[Eli]

LMFAO!!!!!

 

[Viper GTS]

My roommate & I ran across that earlier tonight.

I downloaded it just so it wouldn't find it every time I run windows update.

Viper GTS

 

[Ameesh]

blame disney they fvcked up the print of the Snow White DVD

 

[DaveSimmons]

<< Playback and Copy-Protection Issues When You Try to Play the Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs DVD >>

Yup, Disney wants to copy-protect music and video to the point that even legal copies won't play :| :disgust:

 

[sandorski]

If there is any Justice and if Microsoft has any semblence of a Heart, they'll crack these schemes themselves and integrate them deeply into their OS.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Try this windows 98 'update':

6 Jul 19997-6-1999 3:01:51 +Windows+98+Driver+Development+Kit+ Windows 98 Driver Development Kit 1091120 Gold 26,377,712 kb / 2083h 34min

So... who downloaded that 26GB?

 

[rubix]

me. i started dling it the day it came out on my 28.8 modem... it's almost done now. can't wait to start making drivers for that new fangled win98 os i keep hearing about.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

<< me. i started dling it the day it came out on my 28.8 modem... it's almost done now. can't wait to start making drivers for that new fangled win98 os i keep hearing about. >>



You must have a bad link then, according to Microsoft that download will only take 87 days on a 28.8 modem

 

[rubix]

ie has crappy resume support

 

[GermyBoy]

That's funny.

 

[KevinMU1]

now where exactly is the homosexuality in this update???

sorry, calling something "gay" just kinda strikes a nerve with me, I have gay friends and it's something that kinda stings them so it stings me too now.

 

[Smacksmackums]

<< now where exactly is the homosexuality in this update???

sorry, calling something "gay" just kinda strikes a nerve with me, I have gay friends and it's something that kinda stings them so it stings me too now. >>



YOU ARE FOCKING GAY!

 

[Fritzo]

<<

<< Playback and Copy-Protection Issues When You Try to Play the Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs DVD >>

Yup, Disney wants to copy-protect music and video to the point that even legal copies won't play :| :disgust: >>



Hmmm...my bootleg copy doesn't have any problems

 

[KnickNut3]

<< YOU ARE FOCKING GAY! >>



I really hope that was a very bad joke, Smacksmackums. I feel somewhat the same way as he does, and taking a bad cheapshot at someone for standing up against homosexual slurs (in a respectful way) is as bad as persecuting homosexuals themselves.

 

[Smacksmackums]

<<

<< YOU ARE FOCKING GAY! >>



I really hope that was a very bad joke, Smacksmackums. I feel somewhat the same way as he does, and taking a bad cheapshot at someone for standing up against homosexual slurs (in a respectful way) is as bad as persecuting homosexuals themselves. >>


HOMO's BONDING TOGETHER!
No, I am just kidding around. I actually have a gay friend and he doesn't care when I say stuff is gay cuz he knows I don't mean gay, I mean more like stupid. So don't take anything I say too seriously, I just goof off too much and in the process offend some people. Oh well.

 

[KnickNut3]

Don't worry about it. I understand some people mean gay as just weak and stupid. While I don't agree, I understand it. I would have understood by your tone had I heard it and not questioned your morals, but ah, the things that are lost in the translation from feelings and voice to text .

 

[HappyPuppy]

sorry, calling something "gay" just kinda strikes a nerve with me, I have gay friends and it's something that kinda stings them so it stings me too now.

Just where are you coming from? Were you born yesterday? Are you a brainwashed, pimple faced teeny bopper?

You obviously don't remember when the word "gay" was an acceptable term to be used to describe a heterosexual's emotional state. Yeah, that's right. There was a time before the homosexuals hijacked the word when straight people could say that they had a gay time or that they were feeling gay. Read your history books. Geez.

I work with and around homosexuals almost every day because one of my territories is Hollywood. I don't think anything pro or con, good or bad about them any more than I do about the straight people I work for or with.

I think you have a problem.

 

[KnickNut3]

I agree with you within context, HappyPuppy, but he was not referring to the windows update as "happy and joyous."

 

[spanky]

wait... is that link for the 26gb windows update still up? hehe... i gotta see it

 

[BlueApple]

<< now where exactly is the homosexuality in this update???

sorry, calling something "gay" just kinda strikes a nerve with me, I have gay friends and it's something that kinda stings them so it stings me too now. >>


Don?t be concerned, only people who have a diminutive vocabulary use that utterance since they can?t envision of a much more colossal one such as stupid to use as a substitute.

 

[SuperSix]

<< now where exactly is the homosexuality in this update???

sorry, calling something "gay" just kinda strikes a nerve with me, I have gay friends and it's something that kinda stings them so it stings me too now. >>




Jesus..

Relax

Don't get your panties in a wad..

.......... not that there's anything WRONG with having your panties in a wad.....

 

[Danman]

<< LMFAO!!!!! >>

 

[DanFungus]

hahaha

 

[luvya]

haha.....hmm, what's so funny about this?