Q:

[fjmeat]

A train leaves San Antonio for Houston at 60 mph. Another train leaves Houston for San Antonio at 80 mph. Houston and San Antonio are 300 miles apart. If a bird leaves San Antonio at 100 mph, and turns around and flies back once it reaches the Houston train, and continues to fly between the two, how far will it have flown when they collide?

A:

 

[zinfamous]

78

 

[rudeguy]

the better question is...how many thousands of its buddies died on the way?

 

[rcpratt]

Why the fuck would a bird do that.

 

[PottedMeat]

bullshit, birds can't fly horizontally at 100mph

 

[rudeguy]

Why the fuck would a bird do that.

dude...are you seriously that stupid?

The question said that there was only one train. That means only one window to poop on. It had to fly that far to find another window to poop on.

I swear...ATOT gets dumber by the day.

 

[rcpratt]

dude...are you seriously that stupid?

The question said that there was only one train. That means only one window to poop on. It had to fly that far to find another window to poop on.

I swear...ATOT gets dumber by the day.

Seems obvious now that you told me.