[Q] Why do we wear underwear?

[notfred]

Much better question: Why do we wear swim suits?

They serve no actual purpose except to slow you down in the water and make you stay wet for long periods of time after you get out of the water.

Of course I know the answer is because of some puritanical "modesty" bs, but really there's no reason to wear them.

 

[pennylane]

Originally posted by: notfred
Much better question: Why do we wear swim suits?

They serve no actual purpose except to slow you down in the water and make you stay wet for long periods of time after you get out of the water.

Of course I know the answer is because of some puritanical "modesty" bs, but really there's no reason to wear them.

The same reason we wear clothes in the summer?

 

[vi edit]

Of course I know the answer is because of some puritanical "modesty" bs, but really there's no reason to wear them.

Modesty schmodesty. It's all about decency. That 350 pound dude in the nut huggers is bad enough...do you REALLY want to see him in all his glory. **Shudders**

 

[BatmanNate]

Originally posted by: notfred
Much better question: Why do we wear swim suits?

They serve no actual purpose except to slow you down in the water and make you stay wet for long periods of time after you get out of the water.

Of course I know the answer is because of some puritanical "modesty" bs, but really there's no reason to wear them.

If you're snorkeling, they protect your knob from fish. Also, maybe dudes don't like to show off the scared turtle in cold water? It would also make for some disconcerting Marco-Polo...

 

[DDCSpeed]

because you have zippers.

 

[0roo0roo]

how many of you wipe the tip of your johnson with tissue after you go huh? not exactly laboratory clean the shake. not many things around that youd shake and think.. its clean

i dunno about you guys, but if its a cool day or i don't sweat, i wear the pants/jeans/slacks again a 2nd day.

 

[wasssup]

i dunno about you guys, but i'm all for girls wearing underwear that tightly covers their fit body.............................

 

[ViperXX]

To prevent the smell of ass from getting on our pants.

 

[Spoooon]

Originally posted by: ViperXX
To prevent the smell of ass from getting on our pants.

That's the best explanation yet.

 

[Rainsford]

To quote someone who's name I forgot, "To protect my pants from my ass."

 

[KC5AV]

Originally posted by: ausm
Ever get your member caught in your zipper?


Ausm

While I never have, I knew someone who did.

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: KC5AV

Originally posted by: ausm
Ever get your member caught in your zipper?


Ausm

While I never have, I knew someone who did.

Did he get the beans above the frank?

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: her209
Why?

SH!T stains on your pants don't exactly atttract women....

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: wasssup
i dunno about you guys, but i'm all for girls wearing underwear that tightly covers their fit body.............................

I'm all the more so for the aforementioned fit, attractive girls not wearing the underwear.

- M4H

 

[sciencewhiz]

Originally posted by: notfred
Much better question: Why do we wear swim suits?

They serve no actual purpose except to slow you down in the water and make you stay wet for long periods of time after you get out of the water.

Swimsuits actually make you more hydrodynamic. Haven't you noticed that women's racing suits are getting more modest instead of less?

 

[Judgement]

Originally posted by: her209
Why?

Because jeans would chafe without soft cotton between me and them.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: her209
Why?

SH!T stains on your pants don't exactly atttract women....

It's gotta go somewhere.

 

[Imaginer]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: wasssup
i dunno about you guys, but i'm all for girls wearing underwear that tightly covers their fit body.............................

I'm all the more so for the aforementioned fit, attractive girls not wearing the underwear.

- M4H

I second that notion!!!!!

 

[deerslayer]

To protect your junk

 

[Joemonkey]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
how many of you wipe the tip of your johnson with tissue after you go huh? not exactly laboratory clean the shake. not many things around that youd shake and think.. its clean i dunno about you guys, but if its a cool day or i don't sweat, i wear the pants/jeans/slacks again a 2nd day.

rookie!! i wear my pants sometimes all 5 days of the workweek

this is only if they stay clean and sweat and odor free of course

 

[godmare]

Originally posted by: amdskip
why not? I don't want a metal zipper rubbing, etc.

zippers indeed

 

[bleeb]

Plus, when you are changing and stuff, a lot of pubic hair falls out. Your underwear keeps things neat and tidy.

BTW, if you guys ever watch the tv show "Blind Date" Unsensored, there is a guy who has his boxers TRASHED with brown skid mark crap and his date is giving him a massage and comments on it. I was like OHMIGOSH, that retard didn't have the common sense to wear CLEAN underwear on this show!!!!!

 

Does "we" refer to just the men's club?

I guess I could understand how you would forget the women too when you said "we". This forum is owned by "we"--men! W00t! LOL!

 

[Fudssa]

WTF? No one has posted/asked for pics yet?

This is why some of us wear underwear.

 

[bleeb]

Originally posted by: Fudssa
WTF? No one has posted/asked for pics yet?

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