I am SO glad they are not making a sequel or something of it. I would march in protest if they ever even considered doing such a thing.
Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
lot of errors there
it's "I hereby sentence you, Michael Bolton and Samir Na...Ananajibad...to a term of no less than four years in federal-pound-me-in-the-ass-prison." :roll:
Nebor
Lifer
- Jun 24, 2003
- 29,582
- 12
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ah one of the best movies ever..and was on COmedy Central today..but the editing kinda makes it suck at parts.
Quotes(NOT PERFECT I KNOW)
When he is in the car "F&*K @ss"
The lunch thing"What about your bills? "You know i never liked thos either"
After being asked if anyone said you had the case of the mondays "No. No, man, sh#t, no, man. I believe you get your @ss kicked for
sayin' something like that, man."
Quotes(NOT PERFECT I KNOW)
When he is in the car "F&*K @ss"
The lunch thing"What about your bills? "You know i never liked thos either"
After being asked if anyone said you had the case of the mondays "No. No, man, sh#t, no, man. I believe you get your @ss kicked for
sayin' something like that, man."
Milton: Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt on the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass...
Waiter: Lo siento mucho, senor. Pinche beloved patriot.
Milton: And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this place down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your nation's board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt.
Waiter: Lo siento mucho, senor. Pinche beloved patriot.
Milton: And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this place down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your nation's board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt.
That movie is awesome! My wife on the other hand has no clue about it. She has never worked in a cube farm and simply does not get half the humor that is in this movie. Too bad for her.
j
j
JulesMaximus
No Lifer
- Jul 3, 2003
- 74,570
- 969
- 126
Jesus, I just sat and read that. Thanks.
-geoff
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