Q. How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: PsychoAndy
SCORE UPDATE:

Ameesh: 472
gunf1ghter: -1
CorporateRecreation: -1

w00t!

 

[Derango]

nah mac just makes an inferior light bulb that costs three times as much and coats it with some color and calls it inovative.

sounds a lot like windows Xp to me

 

[WarmAndSCSI]

Quite funny BUT... Microsoft still kicks ass!!!

 

[gunf1ghter]

huh? ameesh works for ms

Well HTF was I supposed to know that? With all the anti-MS stuff that gets spewed here I figured it was another militant penguin at work.

 

[Descartes]

With all the anti-MS stuff that gets spewed here I figured it was another militant penguin at work.

LOL

tru dat.

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: PsychoAndy
SCORE UPDATE:

Ameesh: 472
gunf1ghter: -1
CorporateRecreation: -1

Uh teehee?

 

[kgraeme]

Originally posted by: gunf1ghter

huh? ameesh works for ms

Well HTF was I supposed to know that? With all the anti-MS stuff that gets spewed here I figured it was another militant penguin at work.

Note the avatar. Ameesh is obviously just one of the herd.

 

[gopunk]

Originally posted by: gunf1ghter

huh? ameesh works for ms

Well HTF was I supposed to know that? With all the anti-MS stuff that gets spewed here I figured it was another militant penguin at work.

i know what you're talking about, but it wouldn't hurt to be a little less hasty to flame.

 

[spanky]

militant penguins? like this one?

 

[halik]

So how many linux programmers does it take?

A fewer than 472, but in.bchanged will not work with your light bulb or your bulb socket. Also in.bchanged v0.2 might work with your bulbs and sockets, but noone knows how use it. v.03 works with bulbs and its lot more usable, but you need the newest electrical system to use it...

 

[Coolone]

Originally posted by: MartyTheManiak

Originally posted by: gunf1ghter
I think if you had any idea how complex the code is for Win2K or WinXP you'd STFU.

and if you had any idea what a joke was, you'd STFU too.

LOL

 

[novon]

ha

 

[Jerboy]

Originally posted by: Ameesh
A. 472. One to write WinGetLightBulbHandle, one to write
WinQueryStatusLightBulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle, etc...

It will go MS-DOS style.

Invalid bulb
Invalid bulb
Invalid bulb
Invalid bulb
Invalid bulb
.
.
C:\Lightbulb\change\MS.exe

Since it doesn't have instict to know what light bulb would fit

WinStatusQueryLightbulb wattage
WinStatusReturn, invalid wattage code, enter code again.

Changing lightbulb is easy for us, but it's outstandingly difficult for Windows programmers.

Type: Fluorescent, HID, halogen or incandescent

sub cats..

watts..

designations..

ballast type..

socket type..

 

[CaptainGoodnight]

Here is one I just made up. How many Linux users does it take to change a lightbulb.




It never gets changed because they argue over which 'distro' of their open-source light bulb is better.

 

[chickendinner]

Originally posted by: CaptainGoodnight
Here is one I just made up. How many Linux users does it take to change a lightbulb.




It never gets changed because they argue over which 'distro' of their open-source light bulb is better.

LOL!

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: CaptainGoodnight
Here is one I just made up. How many Linux users does it take to change a lightbulb.




It never gets changed because they argue over which 'distro' of their open-source light bulb is better.

LOL!

 

[singh]

Originally posted by: gopunk

Originally posted by: gunf1ghter
I think if you had any idea how complex the code is for Win2K or WinXP you'd STFU.

huh? ameesh works for ms

Ameesh works for MS? How much free Software do you get? Full versions of VC++?

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: singh

Originally posted by: gopunk

Originally posted by: gunf1ghter
I think if you had any idea how complex the code is for Win2K or WinXP you'd STFU.

huh? ameesh works for ms

Ameesh works for MS? How much free Software do you get? Full versions of VC++?

No, he gets illegal copies like the rest of us.

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: singh

Originally posted by: gopunk

Originally posted by: gunf1ghter
I think if you had any idea how complex the code is for Win2K or WinXP you'd STFU.

huh? ameesh works for ms

Ameesh works for MS? How much free Software do you get? Full versions of VC++?

i can get any software MS made ever, its all on the network shares.

 

[slider64]

jokes? I get jokes...

 

[etalns]

65, why?

I have no idea

 

[ThePresence]

nah mac just makes an inferior light bulb that costs three times as much and coats it with some color and calls it inovative.

LOL! Hey, they already got the lamp, now all they need is a pastel bulb....