Q. How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

[Ameesh]

A. 472. One to write WinGetLightBulbHandle, one to write
WinQueryStatusLightBulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle, etc...

 

[gopunk]

reusable code baby!

 

[Martin]

I thought it was 0. Microsoft just makes darkness the new standard

 

[gopunk]

if it was Apple, it would just take one: Steve Jobs takes a little trip down to Xerox...

 

[gunf1ghter]

I think if you had any idea how complex the code is for Win2K or WinXP you'd STFU.

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: MartyTheManiak
I thought it was 0. Microsoft just makes darkness the new standard

ROTFLOL, yeah and you need a COA for every light outlet in the house !

 

[gopunk]

Originally posted by: gunf1ghter
I think if you had any idea how complex the code is for Win2K or WinXP you'd STFU.

huh? ameesh works for ms

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: gunf1ghter
I think if you had any idea how complex the code is for Win2K or WinXP you'd STFU.

heheheheh

 

[Martin]

Originally posted by: gunf1ghter
I think if you had any idea how complex the code is for Win2K or WinXP you'd STFU.

and if you had any idea what a joke was, you'd STFU too.

 

[cmdavid]

Originally posted by: MartyTheManiak

Originally posted by: gunf1ghter
I think if you had any idea how complex the code is for Win2K or WinXP you'd STFU.

and if you had any idea what a joke was, you'd STFU too.

joke??

 

[singh]

He he

 

[kgraeme]

Originally posted by: Ameesh

Originally posted by: gunf1ghter
I think if you had any idea how complex the code is for Win2K or WinXP you'd STFU.

heheheheh

Bwahahaha!!!!!

 

[Cyberian]

Ask Jerboi - he seems to be the new ATOT resident expert on lighting.

 

[apoppin]

ROTFLOL, yeah and you need a COA for every light outlet in the house !

And if you forgot to activate it quickly enough, your lights would go out.

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: kgraeme

Originally posted by: Ameesh

Originally posted by: gunf1ghter
I think if you had any idea how complex the code is for Win2K or WinXP you'd STFU.

heheheheh

Bwahahaha!!!!!

 

[kgraeme]

Ameesh: 472
gunf1ghter: -1

 

[Aves]

Originally posted by: kgraeme
Ameesh: 472
gunf1ghter: -1

LOL! I wonder if he is intentionally avoiding this thread now?

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: kgraeme
Ameesh: 472
gunf1ghter: -1

w00t!

 

[yakko]

haha

 

[PsychoAndy]

Ameesh rises to the occastion.....from the man that brought us:

OMG!!! OH NO! AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! NOOOOOO!O!OO!O!!!!

Genius. next thing you know, we'll need individual product licenses every time we need to change said lightbulb.

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: PsychoAndy
Ameesh rises to the occastion.....from the man that brought us:

OMG!!! OH NO! AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! NOOOOOO!O!OO!O!!!!

Genius. next thing you know, we'll need individual product licenses every time we need to change said lightbulb.

at least i know one person likes me on this board

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: MartyTheManiak
I thought it was 0. Microsoft just makes darkness the new standard

Lol. Thats what I was thinking

 

[Platypus]

They don't, they just take Mac's lightbulb.

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
They don't, they just take Mac's lightbulb.

nah mac just makes an inferior light bulb that costs three times as much and coats it with some color and calls it inovative.

 

[PsychoAndy]

SCORE UPDATE:

Ameesh: 472
gunf1ghter: -1
CorporateRecreation: -1