Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[Rakehellion]

A: That's not funny.

 

[dighn]

booo this joke sucks

 

[JManInPhoenix]

one

 

[Rakehellion]

booo this joke sucks

A feminist told me that joke. It's funny because it's true!

 

[HOSED]

Two, one to do the "$crewing" and one to bad mouth males in general

 

[waggy]

as many that can fit into the room. With 1 bitchign about the male's and the rest supporting her!

 

[Iron Woode]

How many dirty stinking apes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 

[BarkingGhostar]

Depends on the socket?

 

[88keys]

1 to screw it in. 5 others to bitch about it.

 

[Rakehellion]

Communism jokes are best when shared with everyone.

 

[Newbian]

It's no longer called screwing but scissoring.

 

[Red Squirrel]

It's no longer called screwing but scissoring.

Is that when there is blood involved? D:

 

[Newbian]

Is that when there is blood involved? D:

You only cut your finger on it for 5 days each month so it's not that bad.

 

[darkswordsman17]

The real question is how many bitcoins did they spend to buy the bulb?

 

[Puppies04]

The real question is how many bitcoins did they spend to buy the bulb?

None because they use iphones.

 

[SlitheryDee]

One to screw in the light bulb. One to tell her she's doing a better job screwing in the light bulb than any man. One to bitch that she's not getting paid as much as a man would for screwing in light bulbs. One to write a book about the bravery of women screwing in light bulbs in a world ruled by men. One to get angry about the fact that men invented light bulbs and alternating current. One to stand off to the side crying.

So at least 6.

 

[Slacker]

Seems like the place....

what's the difference between a woman and a light bulb?
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Spoiler

You can unscrew a light bulb.

 

[natto fire]

some bulbs are more difficult than others

 

[TXHokie]

Don't care, go make me a sandwich after you're done.

 

[SP33Demon]

None, the light is always off for them.

 

[ViperXX]

Where's the best place to find a feminist?

A: In the kitchen doing dishes where she belongs.

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Where's the best place to find a feminist?

A: In the kitchen doing dishes where she belongs.

:whiste:

 

[sandorski]

i loled

 

[Red Squirrel]

some bulbs are more difficult than others

And some require a whole team of people, such as cell tower lights.

NOC finds out light is out then, calls NAVCAN to reroute air traffic, then calls the company responsible for changing it. Then a team is sent to climb the tower and change it, and it looks something like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9b9LahaBJIk

That is totally on my bucket list... as long as I could do it in summer.

 

[Puppies04]

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what's the difference between a woman and a light bulb?
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Spoiler

You can unscrew a light bulb.

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay $100 to have a lentil on my face.