Q: How does a UNIX expert do Sex?

[Mucman]

A: unzip ; strip ; touch ; finger ; mount ; fsck ; more ; yes ; umount ; sleep

Sorry if this is a repost...

 

[lawaris]

and a bad one

 

[her209]

My username is her so everytime I tell female friends to finger me to see if I'm on, they get a laugh out of it

 

[yakko]

Originally posted by: her209
My username is her so everytime I tell female friends to finger me to see if I'm on, they get a laugh out of it

I wouldn't laugh and I would still respect you in the morning.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: her209
My username is her so everytime I tell female friends to finger me to see if I'm on, they get a laugh out of it

Bwahahahaha, lol.

<--- such a nerd...

 

[GermyBoy]

That's pretty good. Whenever a lady at school is about to give me her #, I tell her to give me her email and that I'll get the rest later by fingering her. Jaws drop, sometimes they blush, once they were like, oh, that's cool. Very fun indeed.

Peace,
GermyBoy

 

[spanky]

i know just enough unix to get this joke

 

[Koing]

someone enlighten a non unix guy?

 

[Mucman]

Koing - Those are all unix shell commands (like dir,cd,copy... in DOS)

 

chris@yamato:~$ fg blow
bash: fg: blow: no such job

 

[obiwaynekenobi]

Originally posted by: Zakath15

Originally posted by: her209
My username is her so everytime I tell female friends to finger me to see if I'm on, they get a laugh out of it

Bwahahahaha, lol.

<--- such a nerd...

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

oh god I have got to remeber that one.