Q: How do you know when it's bed time at the MJ house?

[gourmettea]

A: when the big hand is on the little hand..

lmao

 

[aplefka]

Didn't even chuckle in my mind, 3/10

 

[Maximus96]

heh heh

 

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: zaku
heh heh

 

[purbeast0]

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now i understand why you rarely post ...

 

[Ausm]

Heard that one the first time he got busted.

Ausm

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: gourmettea
A: when the big hand is on the little hand..

lmao

Do you mean midnight, 10:55, 9:49, 8:44, 1:05, or 2:11?

 

[Anubis]

boo

 

[royaldank]

In the "Old Joke Archives" this weekend?

 

[Juno]

Originally posted by: Anubis
boo

 

[jdub1107]

oldddd.....

 

[gourmettea]

Originally posted by: purbeast0

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now i understand why you rarely post ...

hey man don't be a hater...lets hear your MJ joke....or anyone else who's got one..

 

[imported_Lucifer]

I posted one, but it got locked immediatly,

 

[funboy6942]

Originally posted by: gourmettea

Originally posted by: purbeast0

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now i understand why you rarely post ...

hey man don't be a hater...lets hear your MJ joke....or anyone else who's got one..

I heard MJ got really pissed on his first trip to the hospital when he had the "flu". He found out they were not going to take him to the childrens hospital.

 

[gourmettea]

Originally posted by: Thin Lizzy
I posted one, but it got locked immediatly,

i read it...i thought it was funny as hell

 

[Gurck]

Not too bad... my favorite MJ joke is:

Q: What does MJ have in common with grocery bags?

A: They're both white, plastic and harmful to children

 

[cHeeZeFacTory]

i think i heard that on the tonight show

 

[dabuddha]

lol

 

[So]

Mildly amusing. 4/10

 

[silverpig]

New McDonalds burger: The MJ burger. 30 year old piece of meat in some 10 year old buns.

 

[thirdlegstump]

hahaah

 

[icejunkie]

k.

 

[yhelothar]

way too old..

 

[anxi80]

whats black and comes in a little can?

 

[Mucho]