pwn3d!

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: mobobuff

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: mobobuff

Originally posted by: Deleted member 139972
bwhwhahaa. That fvcker knows nothing about martial arts. He punches like a little girl. Plus any martial artist never leaves his thumb hanging out like that. Makes it easy for someone to grab and break it.

He wasn't fighting a ninja, he was fighting a little punk from the streets with 3 foot shorts.

Man, hollywood has jaded some of you.

I've taken some classes for Kung-Fu, and he definitely didn't look like any "martial artist" to me.

Did your mom drop you off before or after she went to get her hair done?

Actually, I took it with both my brother and my father, and it's not like what you just saw there.

kung fu hahahaha

seriously do you know what makes a martial artist anyway?

regardless too much fluff not enough fighting...I was hoping for a brawl.

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: LoKe
Hmm, before I make myself look like a moron when some guy comes in with some uber black belt, I'll go ahead and back down and say that it's possible. He did one interesting move somewhere in there that may have conviced me, but I mean, the way he was moving at the beginning just didn't...seem right.

I'm not expert, so I guess my opinion is worth no more than anyone elses.

EDIT : Yeah, I think he was just trying to scare him, but like I said...something around the end looked like actual martial arts, he went to punch him and his back leg lifted as he was putting his weight forward. Looks familiar...

Yeah, some of his movement was sort of weird... but then again he was among a lot of people who could've been potential enemies... maybe he was tought to always be focusing on potential threats, and always be moving. Well it's an entertaining video, if nothing else.

Originally posted by KarenMarie
Hahahahaha!!! I did not even notice that he took his shoes off until you mentioned it. Sheesh! I guess I was a bit disappointed cause he went thru all those pretty stances, then when it got down to business, he was just swinging and flailing his arms almost as poorly as the other kid. I was hoping for some disciplined arm movement and one really good action movie shot that sent him flying.. you know the types i mean.. then the little birdies go off other the downed guys head...

Hehehe. Actually, I think a lot of that flailing was just deflecting the oncoming punches of the other guy, and just waiting for a good time to strike him upside the head. Right in the ear, the percussion off of those can leave you pretty confused.

 

[Steve]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Does that movie have more than 6 frAmes? If so, it's not playing correctly here.

That sucks, I love seeing big-mouth punk-wannabees getting b1tch-slapped.

Well, the last two seconds play perfectly

 

[alien42]

for all the haters in this thread, the winner was actually using a specific style of martial arts. i watched this with a co-worker who is big into martial arts earlier in the week and he named the style, not sure what it was, but he executed it like he should have.

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: mobobuff

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: mobobuff

Originally posted by: Deleted member 139972
bwhwhahaa. That fvcker knows nothing about martial arts. He punches like a little girl. Plus any martial artist never leaves his thumb hanging out like that. Makes it easy for someone to grab and break it.

He wasn't fighting a ninja, he was fighting a little punk from the streets with 3 foot shorts.

Man, hollywood has jaded some of you.

I've taken some classes for Kung-Fu, and he definitely didn't look like any "martial artist" to me.

Did your mom drop you off before or after she went to get her hair done?

Actually, I took it with both my brother and my father, and it's not like what you just saw there.

kung fu hahahaha

seriously do you know what makes a martial artist anyway?

regardless too much fluff not enough fighting...I was hoping for a brawl.

I'm sorry, is Kung Fu not a Martial Art? Look at Bruce Lee.

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: alien42
for all the haters in this thread, the winner was actually using a specific style of martial arts. i watched this with a co-worker who is big into martial arts earlier in the week and he named the style, not sure what it was, but he executed it like he should have.

I'm man enough to say I was wrong.

Could you possibly get the name of the style please? I'd really like to know.

 

[Icepick]

The guy in the red shirt was definitely bluffing. I've taken a few years of karate. At the end of the video, after 5 minutes of dancing around he threw a roundhouse punch. Anyone who has studied any martial art for any length of time knows not to do that. Any white belt could have shown this guy up. The first thing they teach a new white belt is how to block a punch. The second thing they teach is how to throw a punch. When you prepare to throw a punch you keep your fist in close to your body. Then you go straight in to the target. It's much more difficult to block that way and you have a better chance at striking the target.

A roundhouse punch is very easy to block since it approaches the target in a wide arc. The fact that the punch's path is in the form of an arc gives the defender much more time to see the punch coming and get a block up.

This guy was smart though. He saw the ghetto boy for what he was, just a punk. Then he pretended to be some martial arts expert by striking that lame pose and sticking with it. He shook the thug up so much that the thug went down after the first punch. Very nice mind tricks there. I give the guy thumbs up for his acting ability. Thumbs down for actual fighting skill.

 

[alien42]

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: alien42
for all the haters in this thread, the winner was actually using a specific style of martial arts. i watched this with a co-worker who is big into martial arts earlier in the week and he named the style, not sure what it was, but he executed it like he should have.

I'm man enough to say I was wrong.

Could you possibly get the name of the style please? I'd really like to know.

i will, but it wont be until tuesday when we work together again.

 

[imported_LoKe]

If he says Jeet Kune Do I'm going to laugh.

 

[Sheepathon]

Guy in red tshirt had absolutely no form at all. Watch the end of the video again. His punches were slow, inefficient, not to mention his stance is totally lacking in balance. Every fighter knows to be in ready stance sideways to maintain the smallest target, with arms in position to block/protect the body/ribs. Notice when he took the punk out, he was doing these wide, arcing swings. You get far more power from a straight cross, which is also faster. This is just some guy copying something he saw from the matrix, swinging his arms, and getting lucky.

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
Guy in red tshirt had absolutely no form at all. Watch the end of the video again. His punches were slow, inefficient, not to mention his stance is totally lacking in balance. Every fighter knows to be in ready stance sideways to maintain the smallest target, with arms in position to block/protect the body/ribs. Notice when he took the punk out, he was doing these wide, arcing swings. You get far more power from a straight cross, which is also faster. This is just some guy copying something he saw from the matrix, swinging his arms, and getting lucky.

I'll update with a screenshot of the move I *though* looked real.

 

[alien42]

i am going to own almost everyone in this thread on tuesday. there are hundreds of styles of martial arts and so many people in this thread seem to think they know them all.

 

[Icepick]

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
Guy in red tshirt had absolutely no form at all. Watch the end of the video again. His punches were slow, inefficient, not to mention his stance is totally lacking in balance. Every fighter knows to be in ready stance sideways to maintain the smallest target, with arms in position to block/protect the body/ribs. Notice when he took the punk out, he was doing these wide, arcing swings. You get far more power from a straight cross, which is also faster. This is just some guy copying something he saw from the matrix, swinging his arms, and getting lucky.

Yup. At the end of the film when he was finally ready to throw a punch all his "form" magically disappeared. He stood up and threw that round house punch. He was just trying to psych the guy out and apparently it worked.

 

[quakefiend420]

heh, that was amusing

 

[PG]

Originally posted by: alien42
for all the haters in this thread, the winner was actually using a specific style of martial arts. i watched this with a co-worker who is big into martial arts earlier in the week and he named the style, not sure what it was, but he executed it like he should have.

I believe that style is called "posing".

He got in a pretty lucky shot, that's all.

 

[OrByte]

still funny as all get out to see that punk drop like a sack of potatoes

 

[cKGunslinger]

Regardless, the outcome was that he dropped the punk. Who gives a flying fvck what, if any, style you use to accomplish something if the end result is the same? That's all that matters in a fight. Ever.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: PG

Originally posted by: alien42
for all the haters in this thread, the winner was actually using a specific style of martial arts. i watched this with a co-worker who is big into martial arts earlier in the week and he named the style, not sure what it was, but he executed it like he should have.

I believe that style is called "posing".

He got in a pretty lucky shot, that's all.

Is that what you call the half dozen that have dropped you?

let me guess, your karate was teh tired that day.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: icepik
* I've taken a few years of karate. *

probably paid a few hundred too...that the Ben Franklin belt you got?

Originally posted by: icepik
* At the end of the video, after 5 minutes of dancing around he threw a roundhouse punch.*

I saw a lot of possible problems in that fight...personally I'd have just whacked him...if his other homey's jumped in dealt with it. I think that was his battle in this.

Originally posted by: icepik

* Anyone who has studied any martial art for any length of time knows not to do that. *

so what do you do...even experts pick the wrong move at times...add a crowd then even more.

Originally posted by: icepik
* Any white belt could have shown this guy up. *

doubt it, my first day in class I was working a lot although my 'style' wasn't part of the class.

By blue I was taking on idiot black belts. The 'real' black belts would school me however.

Originally posted by: icepik
*A roundhouse [anything] *fixed* is very easy to block since it approaches the target in a wide arc.

same with flying stuff...however in a *typical* fight you were fuxor your opponent. In a *real* fight most of the time if you lose your stability (flying or not secure with the ground) your opponent is going to pick you out of the air.

 

[iversonyin]

I was hoping the karote guy get his ass kick

 

[Steve]

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[ruffilb]

Aww, that movie was pretty pwnt, but kinda letdown... anyone have anything to show us that's even MORE pwnt?

 

[PG]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: PG

Originally posted by: alien42
for all the haters in this thread, the winner was actually using a specific style of martial arts. i watched this with a co-worker who is big into martial arts earlier in the week and he named the style, not sure what it was, but he executed it like he should have.

I believe that style is called "posing".

He got in a pretty lucky shot, that's all.

Is that what you call the half dozen that have dropped you?

let me guess, your karate was teh tired that day.

??? Do you somehow think you know me? Nobody has ever dropped me.

 

[Juno]

oh wow.

i bet neo is jealous now.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: PG

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: PG

Originally posted by: alien42
for all the haters in this thread, the winner was actually using a specific style of martial arts. i watched this with a co-worker who is big into martial arts earlier in the week and he named the style, not sure what it was, but he executed it like he should have.

I believe that style is called "posing".

He got in a pretty lucky shot, that's all.

Is that what you call the half dozen that have dropped you?

let me guess, your karate was teh tired that day.

??? Do you somehow think you know me? Nobody has ever dropped me.

sorry forgot you only get out on ATOT....