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put these in order of creepiness

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mozirry

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1-10, 1 being most creepy, 10 being less creepy


A. Opening up the blinds in the morning to reveal your neighbor staring back at you
B. Rolling over to make love to your significant other realizing they are a clown
C. The clown just touched you inappropriately
D. Yawning and stretching back in your chair to relax only to be goosed by your gym-teacher mid yawn
E. Giving a handshake to a colleague only to grasp a gooey substance, then noticing they are infront of the bathroom
F. You have to sit on someones lap
G. Someone staring back at you from the storm drain
H. High fiving someone, missing, and touching their eye
I. Take a huge bite out of a nice apple only to find a half-eaten worm dangling from the remaining apple
J. Someone "dutch oven"s you against your will



 
Originally posted by: mozirry
1-10, 1 being most creepy, 10 being less creepy


A. Opening up the blinds in the morning to reveal your neighbor staring back at you
B. Rolling over to make love to your significant other realizing they are a clown
C. The clown just touched you inappropriately
D. Yawning and stretching back in your chair to relax only to be goosed by your gym-teacher mid yawn
E. Giving a handshake to a colleague only to grasp a gooey substance, then noticing they are infront of the bathroom
F. You have to sit on someones lap
G. Someone staring back at you from the storm drain
H. High fiving someone, missing, and touching their eye
I. Take a huge bite out of a nice apple only to find a half-eaten worm dangling from the remaining apple
J. Someone "dutch oven"s you against your will
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1-B
2-G
3-C
4-E
5-H
6-A
7-D (don't know what goosing is but it sounds somewhat bad...)
8-I
9-J
10-F
 
A. Opening up the blinds in the morning to reveal your neighbor staring back at you
When you live on the 17th floor of a building without balconies, definitely this one.

C. The clown just touched you inappropriately
There is no such thing as being inappropriately touched by a clown. Clowns are all about cotton candy and circus calliopes. If there was "contact", it was obviously you're fault and you should confess immediately to your parish priest, which will excite him. It's a win/win/win situation, which is rare in these troubled times.
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Originally posted by: Nik
That list is flawed. Dennilfloss is not on it.
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Like when you gave dennilfloss a gooey handshake?:shocked:

Anyway, the OP forgot the balut Chinese cookies. 😉
 
Originally posted by: Perknose
A. Opening up the blinds in the morning to reveal your neighbor staring back at you
When you live on the 17th floor of a building without balconies, definitely this one.

C. The clown just touched you inappropriately
There is no such thing as being inappropriately touched by a clown. Clowns are all about cotton candy and circus calliopes. If there was "contact", it was obviously you're fault and you should confess immediately to your parish priest, which will excite him. It's a win/win/win situation, which is rare in these troubled times.
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http://touchitclown.ytmnd.com/
 
Originally posted by: mozirry
1-10, 1 being most creepy, 10 being less creepy


A. Opening up the blinds in the morning to reveal your neighbor staring back at you
B. Rolling over to make love to your significant other realizing they are a clown
C. The clown just touched you inappropriately
D. Yawning and stretching back in your chair to relax only to be goosed by your gym-teacher mid yawn
E. Giving a handshake to a colleague only to grasp a gooey substance, then noticing they are infront of the bathroom
F. You have to sit on someones lap
G. Someone staring back at you from the storm drain
H. High fiving someone, missing, and touching their eye
I. Take a huge bite out of a nice apple only to find a half-eaten worm dangling from the remaining apple
J. Someone "dutch oven"s you against your will
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1-10 and yet you numbered yours... *shakes head*

1 Creepy
2 *punch* wtf are you doing in my bed
3 Creepy... I need an adult!
4 That sonza bitch!
5 ewww
6 Uncomfortable
7 Creepy
8 Uncoordinated
9 Disgusting
10 That's called sharing

Okay from that it would be 1, 3 then 7, everything else isnt creepy.
 
Originally posted by: her209
1. You wake up to the sound of your roommate masturbating in your room.
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I don't know. I think I'd be all 😕 at first, then I'd probably be flattered; but tell him to GTFO.
 
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