Put the words in Ron's mouth.

[dennilfloss]

What's he saying?

 

[MrPickins]

Remember kids, having a giant schlong can take you places. Don't be afraid to show it off!

 

[yankeesfan]

I'd hit it...with my ten inch pole.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Tonight we will be serving the roast pork with a side of asparagus and your choice of a dry 1981 Pinot Grigio or a light, fruity Chablis.

 

[dennilfloss]

"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon."

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Hello, I'm Ron Jeremy.

 

[SpanishFry]

"...and I topped it off with my patented cream pie."

 

[Quasmo]

I LOVE Applebees.

 

[wiredspider]

It's a me, Mario

 

[JRich]

This is CNN.