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Put harry in the fifth grade....

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Meractik

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A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"


Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"


Ms. Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.


While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.


Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9."


Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"


Harry: "36."

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rdgrade."


Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."

The principal and Harry both agreed.






Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"


Harry, after a moment: "Legs."


Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"


The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!


Harry replied: "Pockets."


Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"


Harry: "Pants."


The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."






Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

Harry: "Shake hands."

The principal was trembling.


Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last six questions wrong...
 
Oyeve said:
Pee.
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Still not making sense. Of course the implication was that they urinate in those positions, but the boy gave another answer that *supposedly* also fits: "shake hands." The problem is that it doesn't fit. As far as I know, women shake hands when standing as often as men do so it makes no sense to say that they shake hands sitting down. Is it referencing something totally different?
 
CZroe said:
Still not making sense. Of course the implication was that they urinate in those positions, but the boy gave another answer that *supposedly* also fits: "shake hands." The problem is that it doesn't fit. As far as I know, women shake hands when standing as often as men do so it makes no sense to say that they shake hands sitting down. Is it referencing something totally different?
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usually men will stand up to shake hands with a lady that is already seated.
 
CZroe said:
Still not making sense. Of course the implication was that they urinate in those positions, but the boy gave another answer that *supposedly* also fits: "shake hands." The problem is that it doesn't fit. As far as I know, women shake hands when standing as often as men do so it makes no sense to say that they shake hands sitting down. Is it referencing something totally different?
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At a formal function a sitting lady is allowed to shake while seated. A man shaking while seated is considered uncouth.
 
The only way this thread can possibly be redeemed is with pics of a hot looking Ms. Brooks.

My expectations are set to nonexistent.
 
Red Storm said:
The only way this thread can possibly be redeemed is with pics of a hot looking Ms. Brooks.

My expectations are set to nonexistent.
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Ms. Brooks
hotforteacher.jpg
 
Oyeve said:
At a formal function a sitting lady is allowed to shake while seated. A man shaking while seated is considered uncouth.
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I understand that but, still: Ladies are only seated a fraction of the time. They are just as often the one arriving during an introduction and aren't necessarily seated if a man was arriving. Also, women shake each other's hands. The scenario simply isn't solid enough to be an answer to that question.
 
I remember in elementary school that some of my teachers would let their tits dangle and rub against my back when they were helping at my desk. I'm thinking that had to be intentional or some crap. No way they didn't know they were there.
 
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