PUNish me. Please.

[UG]

Puns are said to be the highest form of humor. Post your original pun here, if you have the innate ability to puntificate.

 

[Moonbeam]

Know

 

[Alienwho]

Pun's are funny? I always thought they were gay and sucked.

 

[Wedesdo]

neftrocious!

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Puns can be funny, but annoying if they show up too often.

 

[WombatWoman]

I got a pretty good laugh at the sci-fi convention when a young woman said that she had recently met Michael Dorn, and he didn't look nearly as handsome out of uniform. My response was, "Ah, he's just a Worf in ship's clothing."

It is at such times that one wishes for a ba-dum-bum drum roll.

 

[Moonbeam]

Cheesy puns are like de bris, I refuse to participate is such garbage.

de bris is french for the brie just in case you were wondering

 

[ultravox]

Germs! He yelled infectiously.

 

[Spoooon]

My dad cooked steak one night that was not too my liking. I told him: "My only beef with the steak..." :disgust:

I always think it's funny pointing out a faux pas saying "You just made a fox pass"

 

[UG]

The day after she half-jokingly threatened to submit to the operation to amplify her mammalian protuberanceness, I thought "Shirley, your chest!"

 

[vi edit]

Rectum? Damn near killed him!

 

[geno]

There once was a 12 inch pianist.... oh wait - I can't say that one

 

[crazyjoekuta]

you guys are not very punny at all

 

[chiwawa626]

mooo!....uguys get it?



























thers no jioke...i am so punny me tricked u

 

[chiwawa626]

Why are Bulls so aggresive, because they are HORNY!!!

 

[Moonbeam]

Peachy UG, that one made me bust out laughing. Her chest made me think of her drawers.` She can probably fill a zebra. That's the largest size they come in.

 

[Moonbeam]

Crazyjoe, The girls tell me your thingi is so punny it takes a microscope to find it. Oh wait, that's got an extra n.

 

[sharkeeper]

Are NEF's still in season?

Cheers!