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PUNish me. Please.

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Puns are said to be the highest form of humor. Post your original pun here, if you have the innate ability to puntificate.

 
I got a pretty good laugh at the sci-fi convention when a young woman said that she had recently met Michael Dorn, and he didn't look nearly as handsome out of uniform. My response was, "Ah, he's just a Worf in ship's clothing."

It is at such times that one wishes for a ba-dum-bum drum roll. 😉
 
Cheesy puns are like de bris, I refuse to participate is such garbage.

de bris is french for the brie just in case you were wondering
 
My dad cooked steak one night that was not too my liking. I told him: "My only beef with the steak..." :disgust:

I always think it's funny pointing out a faux pas saying "You just made a fox pass"
 
The day after she half-jokingly threatened to submit to the operation to amplify her mammalian protuberanceness, I thought "Shirley, your chest!"

 
Peachy UG, that one made me bust out laughing. 😀 Her chest made me think of her drawers.` She can probably fill a zebra. That's the largest size they come in.
 
Crazyjoe, The girls tell me your thingi is so punny it takes a microscope to find it. Oh wait, that's got an extra n.
 
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