pulled groin

[RU482]

I turn 30 in about 5 months, 22 hours and 45 minutes, giver or take a few weeks. My body seems to be rapidly breaking down as a result of this. My most recent ailment is a pulled muscle in my leg. I assume it is a pulled muscle anyway.

My left leg, middle inside thigh just hurts like a B when I walk. Funny thing is, it hurt last week, but a different muscle.


ANYWAY...what do YOU do to treat injuries like this??

beer does NOT seem to be working

 

[randal]

stop pulling on your groin? you know it will make you blind, right?

(didn't even read OP)

 

[saltedeggman]

marajuana will ?

 

[apac]

Sex. Wild, crazy sex.

 

[RU482]

dammit, with the exception of randal, I like your recommendations. but those things are off limits to me

 

[glenn beck]

what did you get the injury from doing?

 

[yokomo]

Sex would probally be good to loosen you up. or your well we won't go into the details you know what to do... and as for the age thing it only gets worse... stay active or you will die soon... I just turned 32 and the last 2 years have been he11..

 

[RU482]

Originally posted by: glenn beck
what did you get the injury from doing?

absolutely fvckin nothing
I have no clue
I suspect my wife hits me with a bat while I sleep

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: apac
Sex. Wild, crazy sex.

Not too wild.

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Trust me when I say that whatever you do, do not under any circumstances put Bengay, A535, Deep Cold or any other similar creme on a pulled groin. Yes, I do speak from experience, and yes it was extremely unpleasant.

 

[RU482]

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
Trust me when I say that whatever you do, do not under any circumstances put Bengay, A535, Deep Cold or any other similar creme on a pulled groin. Yes, I do speak from experience, and yes it was extremely unpleasant.

you got it on your balls, didn't you

 

[Sheepathon]

Just out of curiosity, how extensive was your alcohol/drug use (if any) in your teens and twenties? Constant lack of sleep? Injuries?

 

[Aquaman]

Here is your answer

Cheers,
Aquaman