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Lifer
Originally posted by: Jeeebus
Women are apparently crazy everywhere. Across the country, here in DC, I was on the metro (subway) about a month ago and some middle-aged white woman dressed in business attire was sitting down in a seat and had her purse next to her, in typical "I own both these seats" fashion. Younger Asian lady stands there, asks if she can sit, and white lady presumably pretends not to hear her. Asian lady picks up the purse, puts it on the floor and sits...
White lady goes nucking futs. No fighting, but she starts screaming up a storm about not touching her stuff, poking the Asian lady in the arm, peeking over her shoulder at her blackberry while she types saying "do you like it when people invade your privacy?!?!" Asian chick puts in earphones to listen to music... white lady pulls them out harassing her with "what are you listening to?" etc. etc. The whole time, Asian chick was totally silent (probably shitting herself at the crazy white devil sitting next to her). Probably 10 minutes go by with white lady flipping out before two seats open up adjacent to where they are and she forces herself up to take those seats, putting her purse down in the open seat, and continuing to threateningly stare at the Asian chick.
So I did what any reasonable person would do. Asked the white lady if I could sit, pushed her purse aside, and made sure I sat as wide as I possibly could. Many lulz.
AHAHAHAAHAH, wtf dude, finish the story, did the white lady chew you out?