Public toilet sanitary strategies.

[ModerateRepZero]

ugh, for public toilets what I usually do is take a piece of toilet paper and put the seat up in the stall. if a number 2, then just get a piece of towel or toilet paper, wet the seat top and dry with toilet paper. takes 1 min max.

 

[Modular]

Ok. Psycho or not I got this one. Here is my method:
1) Enter stall. (That's right, I'm a stall pisser.)
2) Lift seat (if applicable) with foot.
3) Stand well back from bowl (to avoid splatter)
4) unload
5) flush toilet with boot.
6) approach sink. reel off short length of paper towel - leave hanging on dispenser.
7) wash hands.
8) when hands are rinsed clean, leave water running and reomove previously mentioned short length of towel.
9) Use short length of towel to reel off large length of towel.
10) Dry hands.
11) Use towel to turn off water/open bathroom door.
12) Hold door open with foot, toss towels in garbage, and exit bathroom.

Clean exit everytime.

Win

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Well, he is a 9/11 truther so your allegations may be true.

We should meet up sometime. You live nearby.

 

[Hacp]

Do you carry all that soap and the rest of your shit in a purse along with napkins for your monthly needs?

I actually use bathroom soap.

 

[Mr. Lennon]

Well, he is a 9/11 truther so your allegations may be true.

Still popin the collar bra?

 

[canis]

I actually use bathroom soap.

You must be busy going back and forth to the toilet and sink.

 

[caddlad]

you don't look like a crazy.

That boat has sailed.

 

[JD50]

I actually use bathroom soap.

How do you get the soap without touching the soap dispenser?

 

[wheresmybacon]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocd

 

[OBLAMA2009]

i didn't think STDs were transmittable via toilet seats. hmm.

anyhoo, i wipe the seat with a piece of toilet paper and then dump away. haven't caught anything yet.

how the heck do you think magic johnson, liberace and rock hudson got aids then???

 

[SphinxnihpS]

how the heck do you think magic johnson, liberace and rock hudson got aids then???

LMFAO! You reminded me of the first memory I have of high school.

I went to the same school Rock hudson went to. The stall door of one of the toilets in one of 4th floor bathrooms was inscribed, "Rock Hudson sat his AIDS-filled ass on this toilet!"

 

[Hacp]

How do you get the soap without touching the soap dispenser?

With toilet paper? How else?

 

[spidey07]

With toilet paper? How else?

But I touched that toilet paper with my poop hands, so I got you. Ownage with the poop hands and particles.

 

[boomerang]

Do some of you guys ever have sex? How do you deal with that? I mean what does she think when you're going at it with paper towel on your hands, mouth and dick?

 

[hydroponik]

At work, it's all automatic, so the only thing is I'll open the door with the paper towel I use to dry my hands.

If i'm out in public and it's a manual urinal, I just won't flush b/c it's not my problem anymore.

 

[JD50]

With toilet paper? How else?

You have some major issues.

 

[OCGuy]

Do some of you guys ever have sex? How do you deal with that? I mean what does she think when you're going at it with paper towel on your hands, mouth and dick?

Seriously. You would think that nobody here has ever put a finger in their GF's ass, or at least pressed the sea-urchin with a thumb during doggy.

 

[JD50]

Seriously. You would think that nobody here has ever put a finger in their GF's ass, or at least pressed the sea-urchin with a thumb during doggy.

They've gotta throw up at the thought of oral sex.

 

[nageov3t]

Do some of you guys ever have sex? How do you deal with that? I mean what does she think when you're going at it with paper towel on your hands, mouth and dick?

maybe he does it through a sheet.

 

[Hacp]

Seriously. You would think that nobody here has ever put a finger in their GF's ass, or at least pressed the sea-urchin with a thumb during doggy.

If it's your GF, of course it's ok. However, I wouldn't want to touch the butthole of some 300 pound guy screaming germ dispenser.

 

[nakedfrog]

But I touched that toilet paper with my poop hands, so I got you. Ownage with the poop hands and particles.

And when you flush, particles end up in the air...

 

[JD50]

If it's your GF, of course it's ok. However, I wouldn't want to touch the butthole of some 300 pound guy screaming germ dispenser.

Yes, of course, your girlfriends asshole is germ free.

 

[gaidensensei]

Seriously, some of you guys don't get it. You don't work with medical or lab professions so I would give the benefit of doubt. Have you ever read handwashing procedures in a hospital before?

Doctors don't have sex? What?

Yeah there's an extreme to where it's overkill and basic OCD / germophobia and what have you's but there's a fine line before there and keeping within sanitary habits.

 

[freakflag]

Seriously. You would think that nobody here has ever put a finger in their GF's ass, or at least pressed the sea-urchin with a thumb during doggy.

See, it's not an apt analogy. I've had my tongue in my G/F's ass a hundred times. Not a problem. Touching a doorknob right after some disgusting douchebag has scratched his junk and wiped his gnarley ass and left using that same doorknob without washing his crusty hands? THAT I have a problem with.

 

[Mr. Lennon]

Yes, of course, your girlfriends asshole is germ free.

Didn't you get the memo? Girls don't shit and are completely germ free.

edit: They don't sweat or fart either.