Public service reminder

krunchykrome

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Never bite into a big juicy burger dripping with fat with your eyes open. You might get squirt in the eye and let me tell you, IT BURNS BABY.
 

FeuerFrei

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Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Never bite into a big juicy burger dripping with fat with your eyes open. You might get squirt in the eye and let me tell you, IT BURNS BABY.

Thank God you warned me in time. I'm having burgers tonight.
 

Jeff7

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Jan 4, 2001
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Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Never bite into a big juicy burger dripping with fat with your eyes open. You might get squirt in the eye and let me tell you, IT BURNS BABY.

Heeheehee, I smell a new McDonald's lawsuit. Hot grease in the eyes. Or maybe hot grease in an accomplaice's eyes. Then the accomplaice sues for injury, and I sue for emotional trauma.
Well, I gots my retirement plan, what's yours', suckaz???
 

EyeMWing

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Jun 13, 2003
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Originally posted by: Jeff7
Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Never bite into a big juicy burger dripping with fat with your eyes open. You might get squirt in the eye and let me tell you, IT BURNS BABY.

Heeheehee, I smell a new McDonald's lawsuit. Hot grease in the eyes. Or maybe hot grease in an accomplaice's eyes. Then the accomplaice sues for injury, and I sue for emotional trauma.
Well, I gots my retirement plan, what's yours', suckaz???

McD's is already ahead of you - they don't make juicy burgers, so there's nothing to squirt.
 

krunchykrome

Lifer
Dec 28, 2003
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Originally posted by: Jeff7
Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Never bite into a big juicy burger dripping with fat with your eyes open. You might get squirt in the eye and let me tell you, IT BURNS BABY.

Heeheehee, I smell a new McDonald's lawsuit. Hot grease in the eyes. Or maybe hot grease in an accomplaice's eyes. Then the accomplaice sues for injury, and I sue for emotional trauma.
Well, I gots my retirement plan, what's yours', suckaz???

My girlfriend made 1.5 inch thick burgers with bacon, mushrooms, onion, lettuce, tomato, and ketchup. Best burger I've ever had.
 

Jeff7

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Jan 4, 2001
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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
McD's is already ahead of you - they don't make juicy burgers, so there's nothing to squirt.

They make it My Way, right? I ask for it juicy, and with lots of mustard and other squirty stuff, they'd darn well better deliver. And if there's no disclaimer about the stuff getting into your eyes, then I'm in the clear.