Public Restrooms

[johnjohn320]

I'm not OCD, a hypochondriac, or a cleanliness freak. But for the love of Dog, what the in the holy fuck is wrong with people? Public restrooms, which are cleaned every day or sometimes multiple times per day, still stand a pretty decent chance of being a nauseating disaster-zone by the time I show up to relieve myself.

Why? Seriously...how does this happen, and not just every now and then, but clearly all the time? Pee all over the walls, floors, toilet seat, flush handle...it's like someone got stabbed to death while going #1. I try to imagine the douchebag-ish smile on a guy's face as he has a light saber duel with his willy against an imaginary opponent while doing his thing. That has to be it, right? No one can miss this bad accidentally. Is there some primordial instinct that these dudes feel they need to claim the whole stall as their territory? Or do people just enjoy the act of creating a mess they know they won't have to clean up?

And for the love all things good and decent, why do they not fucking FLUSH when they're done birthing a butt baby in there? It's the easiest thing on earth to do. If you're super-worried about germs on the flusher handle (I'm sure it's no worse than any other door handle, but whatever), you're about to wash them anyway! And if you're not about to wash your hands, you clearly don't care about germs anyhow (you disgusting motherfucker)! It's not impressive, it's just disgusting as hell. It stinks up the whole restroom, makes that stall a Haz-Mat area, and makes me want to track you down and fucking kill you!

It's very simple: If you're gonna pee, lift the seat and point your cock in one direction only. Don't try to spell your name on the ceiling, just keep it in this close-by, enormous target zone and you'll be alright. If you're gonna poop, wipe and flush! Flush, flush, FLUSH!!!

edit to capitalize dog

 

[FallenHero]

8/10

 

[Riceninja]

5/10

 

[zerocool84]

It's not their bathroom so they could care less. People that have worked in Retail or the Food Service Industry know how horrible bathrooms can be. I've seen some things that can never be spoken of.

 

[xcript]

Originally posted by: zerocool84
I've seen some things that can never be spoken of.

Speak of these things!

 

[MovingTarget]

:music:
I use public toilets and I piss on the seats...........
I walk around in the summertime saying how about this heat!
:music:

 

[Newbian]

And this is why more and more places close their public bathrooms or don't include them in their buildings at all.

 

[johnjohn320]

Originally posted by: zerocool84
It's not their bathroom so they could care less.

But that's the thing-how is it even about caring? It's very easy to not run laps around the stall while vacating your fluids. But some people do it anyway, so they must derive some pleasure from it! I mean, I can understand not doing something because you don't have to, because it's a pain. But I've never said to myself "I'm gonna go through the effort of making a mess here, because it's not my bathroom and I dont' feel like putting in the 'effort' to not make a mess."

 

[CraKaJaX]

Could be worse. Ever been in a bathroom shared by a whole dorm floor? Blood, vomit, toothpaste, old socks, condoms, piss, shit, and whatever else you can possibly imagine have been seen in those. Consider yourself lucky.

 

[johnjohn320]

Originally posted by: CraKaJaX
Could be worse. Ever been in a bathroom shared by a whole dorm floor? Blood, vomit, toothpaste, old socks, condoms, piss, shit, and whatever else you can possibly imagine have been seen in those. Consider yourself lucky.

Yeah, I remember those days too. Plus, just knowing that everyone was wacking it in there at some point or another (can't do it in the dorm room with no privacy). *Shudder*

 

[rudder]

and why go gay people like to have sex in public bathrooms? My son is now old enough to read dammit. stick to advertising on craigslist!

 

[sandorski]

If only there was a Doctor living nearby.

 

[Auggie]

I'm right there with you. I'm in a building with biochemistry and physics grad students, post-docs and faculty up on the 3rd floor. There are no undergrad classes taught up here, they're all down a couple floors. Yet if you go in there any time after lunch - or, dearest Lord in Heaven! - after the 1-2pm shitting hour, it's like a pack of wild dogs just went nuts in there. Toilet paper (yards of it) strewn about, unflushed turds (assuming they didn't spray it all on the rim), backed up urinals - the works. It's almost so bad that I don't want to go in there, because on the way out, someone might see you leaving, go in there and notice the half-liter of piss on the ground and think it was you. Oh, and wasn't wiping boogers on the farking wall something that we did only in elementary school? I mostly am just saddened people have such little respect for public restrooms and the staff that has to clean up after them.

 

[xanis]

I've been that person who has to clean up the nastiness that the OP describes.

Back in the day, when I young, I worked a children's amusement park. Part of my duties included cleaning up the outside bathroom and locker facilities. You would honestly not believe the things that I've seen. Shit, on the walls. Literally. Dirty diapers filling every possible crevice and cavity. Urine everywhere. I transferred to another department and never looked back.

See, when people come to the park they have the mentality that since they paid an obscene amount of money to get in, they're entitled to do whatever they damn well please. News flash: Paying money doesn't entitle you to shit (pun intented), especially not on the walls of the bathroom.

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: MovingTarget
:music:
I use public toilets and I piss on the seats...........
I walk around in the summertime saying how about this heat!
:music:

You're an asshole, what an asshole, such as asshole!!!!

 

[Leros]

How do people shit on the back rims of the toilet seat? We had this problem when I lived in the dorms and we finally figured out it was a really fat guy doing it. It was nasty, he would shit twice a day and we had 4 toilets. Since cleaning came every other day, there would be times when all four toilets had shit on the back rim. Are fat people too big to position their butts properly or something?

 

[zinfamous]

I blame the:

blacks
hispanics
jews
red necks
russians
pols
eskimos
leprechauns
liberals
diabetics
amputees
Irish
christians
atheists

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: zinfamous
I blame the:

blacks
hispanics
jews
red necks
russians
pols
eskimos
leprechauns
liberals
diabetics
amputees
Irish
christians
atheists

You must be a gay French Muslim. Typical. :roll:

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: zinfamous
I blame the:

blacks
hispanics
jews
red necks
russians
pols
eskimos
leprechauns
liberals
diabetics
amputees
Irish
christians
atheists

It's usually those.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: johnjohn320

Originally posted by: CraKaJaX
Could be worse. Ever been in a bathroom shared by a whole dorm floor? Blood, vomit, toothpaste, old socks, condoms, piss, shit, and whatever else you can possibly imagine have been seen in those. Consider yourself lucky.

Yeah, I remember those days too. Plus, just knowing that everyone was wacking it in there at some point or another (can't do it in the dorm room with no privacy). *Shudder*

Lies!

 

[Blayze]

The worst place I have been in was at my last job. The bathrooms were a nightmare. The floors looked like a swamp with all the urine everywhere. I rarely went into the stalls, and never went for a #2. It was honestly the nastiest bathroom I've seen.

I think that experience messed me up a lot. After that job I absolutely hate having to use a public restroom for anything, and actually try to avoid them.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: zinfamous
I blame the:

blacks
hispanics
jews
red necks
russians
pols
eskimos
leprechauns
liberals
diabetics
amputees
Irish
christians
atheists

You must be a gay French Muslim. Typical. :roll:

 

[xcript]

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: zinfamous
I blame the:

blacks
hispanics
jews
red necks
russians
pols
eskimos
leprechauns
liberals
diabetics
amputees
Irish
christians
atheists

You must be a gay French Muslim. Typical. :roll:

:laugh:

 

[dbk]

YOU FORGOT THE MIDGETS!!!!

 

[theflyingpig]

Originally posted by: Leros
How do people shit on the back rims of the toilet seat? We had this problem when I lived in the dorms and we finally figured out it was a really fat guy doing it. It was nasty, he would shit twice a day and we had 4 toilets. Since cleaning came every other day, there would be times when all four toilets had shit on the back rim. Are fat people too big to position their butts properly or something?

Fat people can't do anything correctly. This is yet another example of a fatty screwing things up for all the other normal people. You guys should have blanket partied him.