Puberty..

[MikeMike]

How do you know when a muslim has hit puberty?

He takes his diaper off and puts it on his head.


(Stolen from brutuskend down below)
Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza strip chatting over a pint of goats milk. One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son. He's a martyr."

"Here's my second son. He's a martyr too!"

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says,
"They blow up so fast these days, don't they?"

*runs for cover*
MIKE

 

[silverpig]

uh...

 

[Philippine Mango]

.......

 

[raildogg]

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[BullyCanadian]

you do know most like i would say 90% of muslims dont wear turbans dont you? Sikh people wear turbans, probably 90% of sikh people do. Just the Muslims like Osama wear it to dispense the heat probably ?

 

[laurenlex]

Bravo. PC sucks

 

[MikeMike]

Originally posted by: BullyCanadian
you do know most like i would say 90% of muslims dont wear turbans dont you? Sikh people wear turbans, probably 90% of sikh people do. Just the Muslims like Osama wear it to dispense the heat probably ?

its a JOKE......

MIKE

 

[globalcitizen]

That sir was outrageous.

 

[RavnShield2]

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1

Originally posted by: BullyCanadian
you do know most like i would say 90% of muslims dont wear turbans dont you? Sikh people wear turbans, probably 90% of sikh people do. Just the Muslims like Osama wear it to dispense the heat probably ?

its a JOKE......

MIKE

It has to make sense to be a joke...

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: BullyCanadian
you do know most like i would say 90% of muslims dont wear turbans dont you? Sikh people wear turbans, probably 90% of sikh people do. Just the Muslims like Osama wear it to dispense the heat probably ?

I figured a turban would be like a hat and keep the heat in.

 

[JohnAn2112]

Nice. I actually laughed at this one.

 

[Brutuskend]

Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza strip chatting over a pint of goats milk. One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son. He's a martyr."

"Here's my second son. He's a martyr too!"

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says,
"They blow up so fast these days, don't they?"

 

[Philippine Mango]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza strip chatting over a pint of goats milk. One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son. He's a martyr."

"Here's my second son. He's a martyr too!"

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says,
"They blow up so fast these days, don't they?"

OMFG THAT IS HILARIOUS!:laugh::thumbsup:

 

[FleshLight]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza strip chatting over a pint of goats milk. One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son. He's a martyr."

"Here's my second son. He's a martyr too!"

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says,
"They blow up so fast these days, don't they?"

:disgust:

Not all Arabs are martyrs of Allah!

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: FleshLight

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza strip chatting over a pint of goats milk. One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son. He's a martyr."

"Here's my second son. He's a martyr too!"

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says,
"They blow up so fast these days, don't they?"

:disgust:

Not all Arabs are martyrs of Allah!

Uh huh! :roll:

 

[raildogg]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza strip chatting over a pint of goats milk. One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son. He's a martyr."

"Here's my second son. He's a martyr too!"

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says,
"They blow up so fast these days, don't they?"

lol thats mean and evil but yet ... laughable

 

[Brutuskend]

I said there were TWO, not several million! :roll:

 

[Ime]

I love the Arab jokes!

 

[Philippine Mango]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: FleshLight

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza strip chatting over a pint of goats milk. One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son. He's a martyr."

"Here's my second son. He's a martyr too!"

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says,
"They blow up so fast these days, don't they?"

:disgust:

Not all Arabs are martyrs of Allah!

Uh huh! :roll:

Take a joke, just because it's a "touchy" subject doesn't mean you can't make a joke about it. Like he said, it was two people.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: BullyCanadian
you do know most like i would say 90% of muslims dont wear turbans dont you? Sikh people wear turbans, probably 90% of sikh people do. Just the Muslims like Osama wear it to dispense the heat probably ?

It's a joke. Lighten up.

 

[Harvey]

Puberty is defined as that period between the nursery and adultry.

 

[syconub]

ha.







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ha.

 

[quizzelsnatch]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: BullyCanadian
you do know most like i would say 90% of muslims dont wear turbans dont you? Sikh people wear turbans, probably 90% of sikh people do. Just the Muslims like Osama wear it to dispense the heat probably ?

I figured a turban would be like a hat and keep the heat in.

it's like a heatsink, it increases the surface area... wait, they aren't made out of copper are they?

 

[artikk]

Originally posted by: Harvey
Puberty is defined as that period between the nursery and adultry.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: quizzelsnatch

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: BullyCanadian
you do know most like i would say 90% of muslims dont wear turbans dont you? Sikh people wear turbans, probably 90% of sikh people do. Just the Muslims like Osama wear it to dispense the heat probably ?

I figured a turban would be like a hat and keep the heat in.

it's like a heatsink, it increases the surface area... wait, they aren't made out of copper are they?

Nope, don't think so. I'm just wondering where they plug the fan in.