I work once a week at the pizza shop. I avoid deliveries as much as I can. I hate delivering to people who can only be characterized as "fvcktards" about 50% of the time... not oddly, since I considered about 50% of the population as a whole to fit that description.
Anyway, I'll be walking toward a house and if there's anyone within a distance that can only be described as slightly less than a bazillion miles, or within shouting distance - whichever is shorter - they think they're funny by yelling "Hey, that pizza's mine, but they're going to pay for it." Why does the site of a pizza delivery guy turn people into such morons?
I'd guess that at least 1/3 of the deliveries I take during the daytime on nice days when people are outdoors, I'm plagued by some such comment that I've heard 10,000 times before: "You can deliver that over here!" "Pizza duuuuude!" "Hey, have any free samples?" Generally followed by a laugh quite similar to Barney Rubble's laugh... "hih hih hih hih." You are *NOT* funny.
Anyway, I'll be walking toward a house and if there's anyone within a distance that can only be described as slightly less than a bazillion miles, or within shouting distance - whichever is shorter - they think they're funny by yelling "Hey, that pizza's mine, but they're going to pay for it." Why does the site of a pizza delivery guy turn people into such morons?
I'd guess that at least 1/3 of the deliveries I take during the daytime on nice days when people are outdoors, I'm plagued by some such comment that I've heard 10,000 times before: "You can deliver that over here!" "Pizza duuuuude!" "Hey, have any free samples?" Generally followed by a laugh quite similar to Barney Rubble's laugh... "hih hih hih hih." You are *NOT* funny.