PSA The "spin cycle" is not safe for babies.

[techs]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat...washing_machine_launches_spin_cycle_cops.html


Baby dead after mom tosses infant into washing machine, launches spin cycle: cops


An Oklahoma woman has been charged with felony child neglect after her 10-day-old baby was killed in a washing machine.

Lyndsey Fiddler, 26, was high on drugs when she put her newborn daughter, Maggie May Trammel, in the washing machine along with the dirty laundry and started a washing cycle, local station NewsOn6 reported.

 

[Ricemarine]

Do... not... want...

 

[BrokenVisage]

How was babby forlorned?

 

[theflyingpig]

 

[olds]

 

[NFS4]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lIR2NKY98c

 

[PottedMeat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lIR2NKY98c

that's a great gif.


how is this 'felony child neglect' and not manslaughter?

 

[olds]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bllGdanQEq8

 

[wiredspider]

looks like a dude

 

[thegimp03]

Maybe someone should throw her in the washing machine so she can see what it feels like.

 

[sandorski]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lIR2NKY98c

:awe::biggrin:

Nice

 

[waggy]

that's a great gif.


how is this 'felony child neglect' and not manslaughter?

I was wondering the same thing

 

[IronWing]

that's a great gif.


how is this 'felony child neglect' and not manslaughter?

She neglected to add the Downy? It would have made the clothes baby soft.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Maybe every baby should take a quick trip through the spin cycle. Weed out the weaklings so that all that remain are superbabies. After a few generations those superior genes would get passed along and no babies would ever have to fear a spin cycle again.

 

[IronWing]

Maybe every baby should take a quick trip through the spin cycle. Weed out the weaklings so that all that remain are superbabies. After a few generations those superior genes would get passed along and no babies would ever have to fear a spin cycle again.

And babies wouldn't stink so bad.

 

[valtopps]

how did she get a kid? the dude
must of been so fucked up on crack to do her?
i think texes is got the electic chair still working

 

[techs]

how did she get a kid?

Drugs are bad. Mmmkay?

 

[Printer Bandit]

http://www.tbs.com/video/index.jsp?oid=234249

 

[Azraele]

Fiddler’s dangerous drug habit spurred her relatives toward an unsuccessful attempt to have her parental rights stripped when she was four months pregnant.

She had previously been convicted of larceny and assault and battery, and has received numerous traffic violations for speeding, driving without a license and failing to put her other kids in child safety seats

Sounds like the system failed. I can't believe she was allowed to keep her kids.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

And babies wouldn't stink so bad.

Exactly. And it's an end to disposable diapers. Buy one diaper and leave it on the kid. When it's dirty just leave it on the baby and toss into the machine. Both child and diaper come out squeaky clean. Cleaner stronger babies, easier for parents, no diapers in landfills. In one step we've revolutionized the baby industry.

 

[nick1985]

Mick Jagger?

 

[IronWing]

Mick Jagger?

Circa 1985. He doesn't look so good now.

 

[BrokenVisage]

And babies wouldn't stink so bad.

It was a clean kill, let's just leave it at that.