PSA: Pole and Poll are two different things

[Encryptic]

Based on this thread

AND

this thread

I give you the following definitions:

pole
n.

1. Either extremity of an axis through a sphere.
2. Either of the regions contiguous to the extremities of the earth's rotational axis, the North Pole or the South Pole.
3. Physics. A magnetic pole.
4. Electricity. Either of two oppositely charged terminals, as in an electric cell or battery.
5. Astronomy. A celestial pole.
6. Biology.
1. Either extremity of the main axis of a nucleus, cell, or organism.
2. Either end of the spindle formed in a cell during mitosis.
3. The point on a nerve cell where a process originates.
7. Either of two antithetical ideas, propensities, forces, or positions: ?the moral poles of modern medicine: on the one hand, a tinkering with procreation with at best ambiguous, at worst monstrous moral possibilities. On the other hand, scientific skill and cunning unambiguously in the service of hope? (Charles Krauthammer).
8. A fixed point of reference.
9. Mathematics. The origin in a polar coordinate system; the vertex of a polar angle.



poll
n.

1. The casting and registering of votes in an election.
2. The number of votes cast or recorded.
3. The place where votes are cast and registered. Often used in the plural with the.
4. A survey of the public or of a sample of public opinion to acquire information.
5. The head, especially the top of the head where hair grows.
6. The blunt or broad end of a tool such as a hammer or ax.

 

[Bryophyte]

If you were doing a survey about masturbation in Poland, would it be a Pole pole pull poll?

 

[pulse8]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
If you were doing a survey about masturbation in Poland, would it be a Pole pole pull poll?

<---- Head asplodes

 

[Lonyo]

Stupid people.

 

[purbeast0]

lol ... and btw its "the" not "teh"

i think people are doing it on purpose

 

[Colt45]

argh

 

[Schadenfreude]

Your theory and ideology intrigues me. I woud like to subscribe to your newsletter.

 

[Kibbo]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
If you were doing a survey about masturbation in Poland, would it be a Pole pole pull poll?

And if were done on a Polish expedition to Antarctica?

 

[jadinolf]

Start a pole.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Kibbo

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
If you were doing a survey about masturbation in Poland, would it be a Pole pole pull poll?

And if were done on a Polish expedition to Antarctica?

Thanks, I'm going to join pulse8 in having my head explode now.....

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: Kibbo

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
If you were doing a survey about masturbation in Poland, would it be a Pole pole pull poll?

And if were done on a Polish expedition to Antarctica?

Excellent

Pole Pole pole pull poll.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
If you were doing a survey about masturbation in Poland, would it be a Pole pole pull poll?

:Q

 

[tweakmm]

So is this a veiled attempt to suggest that you would like to see more poles?

 

[MBony]

Thank you, this needed to be addressed!

 

[futuristicmonkey]

...but hwre'es the pohl?

 

[Lonyo]

Bump for the idiots.
We need a sticky!

 

[Amused]

Encryptic,

You can vote on my pole any day. :lips:

 

[PanzerIV]

Encryptic puts in more rare appearances in ATOT today! :thumbsup:

 

[Lonyo]

My method for fighting "poles":
Here
Just mess up their thread until they change the title

 

[marcello]

Some of us do it as a quasi-joke insinuating something about manhood, i.e.:

Now with a massive pole (wang)

However, and pay attention because this part has eluded you and many others, you don't need to go into every thread and say, "OMGWTFIHAVENOBALLS, you misspelled poll idiot!!!!" Thanks asshat, I know, I did it on purpose. It was a simple attempt at a joke, and whether it's funny or otherwise, your sense of humor is lacking. As you can probably make a logical conclusion, this means your personality is also lacking. But thanks for your PSA, I hope you enjoyed mine.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: PanzerIV
Encryptic puts in more rare appearances in ATOT today! :thumbsup:

Damn.....I gotta fly lower to slip under the radar next time.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: marcello
Some of us do it as a quasi-joke insinuating something about manhood, i.e.:

Now with a massive pole (wang)

However, and pay attention because this part has eluded you and many others, you don't need to go into every thread and say, "OMGWTFIHAVENOBALLS, you misspelled poll idiot!!!!" Thanks asshat, I know, I did it on purpose. It was a simple attempt at a joke, and whether it's funny or otherwise, your sense of humor is lacking. As you can probably make a logical conclusion, this means your personality is also lacking. But thanks for your PSA, I hope you enjoyed mine.

I'd like to take this opportunity for a followup PSA: This thread was an attempt at a joke as well. Unfortunately, my noble yet ultimately futile attempt at amusement was lost somewhere along the way into one of your ears and out of the other.

 

[marcello]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: marcello
Some of us do it as a quasi-joke insinuating something about manhood, i.e.:

Now with a massive pole (wang)

However, and pay attention because this part has eluded you and many others, you don't need to go into every thread and say, "OMGWTFIHAVENOBALLS, you misspelled poll idiot!!!!" Thanks asshat, I know, I did it on purpose. It was a simple attempt at a joke, and whether it's funny or otherwise, your sense of humor is lacking. As you can probably make a logical conclusion, this means your personality is also lacking. But thanks for your PSA, I hope you enjoyed mine.

I'd like to take this opportunity for a followup PSA: This thread was an attempt at a joke as well. Unfortunately, my noble yet ultimately futile attempt at amusement was lost somewhere along the way into one of your ears and out of the other.

I tip my hat to you sir. However, my message still applies to every other asshat out there who thinks they are the only genius who noticed the misspelling

 

[konakona]

I'd like to take this opportunity for a followup PSA: This thread was an attempt at a joke as well. Unfortunately, my noble yet ultimately futile attempt at amusement was lost somewhere along the way into one of your ears and out of the other.

i knew it was a joke and it didnt bother me a slightest bit. in fact, i am honored to be quoted and your link serves as a free bump to my thread, which cant be a bad thing we both understand that there is no harm intended the moment we see <--- this

Stupid people.

Bump for the idiots.
We need a sticky!

this is why i never take ati fanbois seriously

 

[Shawn]

POLLE