PSA: No good deed goes unpunished and

[highland145]

You somehow don't know that the War On Christmas knows no geographical bounds and goes on 365/24/7. Do you even lift, bro?

Thanks for the lump of coal, Santa. Maybe you could run over me with your sleigh next time.

Shittiest Christmas present ever and it's only May.


😛

 

[Perknose]

Thanks for the lump of coal, Santa. Maybe you could run over me with your sleigh next time.

Shittiest Christmas present ever and it's only May.


😛

Hands off the beard, perv, you're making me nervous. And get the hell off my knee, you're getting blood all over my costume.

Bottom line? No special Barbies for YOU this year . . . your cheap ploy for sympathy has fallen on deaf ears, tile boy.

 

[highland145]

Hands off the beard, perv, you're making me nervous. And get the hell off my knee, you're getting blood all over my costume.

Bottom line? No special Barbies for YOU this year . . . your cheap ploy for sympathy has fallen on deaf ears, tile boy.

It's already red and that ain't my blood. Who else has been the lucky recipient of your tender ministrations?

If I don't get the special Barbie, how am I supposed to know where to touch the real ones if the chance arises? Vicious old man, you are.

And don't say "fuhgeddaboudit" on my chances or you might hurt my feelings.

 

[Perknose]

It's already red and that ain't my blood. Who else has been the lucky recipient of your tender ministrations?

The more mature girls make some startling requests. I try to deliver.

 

[Exterous]

Larry didn't even have duct tape. I gotta find a better class of friends.

A real man always brings his own duct tape

It's already red and that ain't my blood. Who else has been the lucky recipient of your tender menstrations?

FTFY

 

[highland145]

A real man always brings his own duct tape



FTFY

Yeah and friends don't let friends bleed out on their kitchen floor.



Perks tender menstruations.... :awe: Yeah for Advil or we'd all be banned.