PSA: Never spill a protein shake in your car.

[Sluggo]

I had a protein shake with me the yesterday to drink after hitting the gym. As fate would have it, it fell out of its cupholder and spilled all over the carpet on the passenger floorboard.

Thinking the carpet is already stained and crappy, I just dabbed up the worst of it, and left it.

FF to this morning. I get in my truck and OMG, the stench...the horrible stench. It smells like John Goodman's hairy, sweaty ass from the protein shake in the carpet. I'm taking it to the detail shop tomorrow, it that doesnt fix it, I may have to sell the truck.

Remember the Seinfeld episode?

 

[Tylanner]

nasty^10

I just spilt a coke today fvcking hell

 

[deftron]

Try not to to spill "protein", either
while involved in extrecurricular activitities
in the back seat

 

[Kilgor]

Just what kind of Protein shake was this? Hand made perhaps.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Sluggo
I had a protein shake with me the yesterday to drink after hitting the gym. As fate would have it, it fell out of its cupholder and spilled all over the carpet on the passenger floorboard.

Thinking the carpet is already stained and crappy, I just dabbed up the worst of it, and left it.

FF to this morning. I get in my truck and OMG, the stench...the horrible stench. It smells like John Goodman's hairy, sweaty ass from the protein shake in the carpet. I'm taking it to the detail shop tomorrow, it that doesnt fix it, I may have to sell the truck.

Remember the Seinfeld episode?

You will be forever banned from that detail shop...

 

[Sluggo]

Originally posted by: Kilgor
Just what kind of Protein shake was this? Hand made perhaps.

No...that cleans off the steering wheel and windshield quite easily.

 

[BlueWeasel]

Sell the truck over one spilt protein shake? :roll:

 

[Merlyn3D]

Haha.....that sucks...once as a freshman prank we put a dead fish on someone's tailpipe...man did that thing stink as it cooked.

 

[Sluggo]

Originally posted by: BlueWeasel
Sell the truck over one spilt protein shake? :roll:

It's really bad, you can even smell it driving with the windows down.

 

[laurenlex]

How do you know what sweaty, hairy ass smells like?

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Sluggo

Originally posted by: BlueWeasel
Sell the truck over one spilt protein shake? :roll:

It's really bad, you can even smell it driving with the windows down.

have a drunken bum throw up in it to cover the smell

 

[BlueWeasel]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Sluggo

Originally posted by: BlueWeasel
Sell the truck over one spilt protein shake? :roll:

It's really bad, you can even smell it driving with the windows down.

have a drunken bum throw up in it to cover the smell

Urine is an excellent masking agent.

 

[Saint Nick]

Never spill a protein shake in your car.

you can't tell me what to do!

 

[pyonir]

Never spill a protein shake in your car.

Well, there went my plans for saturday.

 

[MichaelD]

It's truly scary that you KNOW what John Goodman's hairy, sweaty ass smells like.

You not only swing that way...but you have really low standards.

 

[Sluggo]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
It's truly scary that you KNOW what John Goodman's hairy, sweaty ass smells like.

You not only swing that way...but you have really low standards.

Hey... I was starstruck, he had a hit TV show. If you cant whore yourself out to a TV star what is left in life?

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: BlueWeasel

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Sluggo

Originally posted by: BlueWeasel
Sell the truck over one spilt protein shake? :roll:

It's really bad, you can even smell it driving with the windows down.

have a drunken bum throw up in it to cover the smell

Urine is an excellent masking agent.

fecal matters serves in a pinch as well

 

[IAteYourMother]

Must... resist.... joke...

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
Must... resist.... joke...

You don't have one, stop trying.

 

[Sentinel]

just steam clean that som a b!tch.

 

[DJFuji]

I must be REALLY tired because these responses have me laughing my ass off. It was whey right?

 

[TheNinja]

is it beyond B.O.? I guess you could call it B.B.O.?