PSA: Lock the damn bathroom door

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: S Freud
PSA: Knock first dumbass.

 

[GTaudiophile]

Originally posted by: pyonir
who the hell takes baths?

In a woman's world, tub/shower = sex toy

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: pyonir
who the hell takes baths?

EXACTLY!

Ok, I know you are utterly helpless when a member of the opposite sex is involved. Here's a clue...(most)women like to take baths.

Not true.. here in NYC most batrhooms don't even have full bathtubs..

Live in a place that's larger than a glorified closet and you'll have a full tub. I realize you like to pretend you're some starving artist suffering for his work but to paraphrase Mr. George Thorogood: "get a haircut and get a real job".

Disclaimer: I don't follow your life on a regular basis. I'm basing this opinion on the threads of your pathetic existance I remember off hand.

wow..someone needs to get laid even more than I do.. I'm not a starving artist - i'm an overweight person who previously worked in the financial, marketing, and publishign business.. my haircuts are rarely trendy - my last one was from an 8 buck barber... you kinda don't know sh1t about me.. thanks for playing though

Doubtful. I quite certain that I've never screamed like a b!tch when seeing a hot woman naked in a bathtub.

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: pyonir
who the hell takes baths?

EXACTLY!

Ok, I know you are utterly helpless when a member of the opposite sex is involved. Here's a clue...(most)women like to take baths.

Not true.. here in NYC most batrhooms don't even have full bathtubs..

Live in a place that's larger than a glorified closet and you'll have a full tub. I realize you like to pretend you're some starving artist suffering for his work but to paraphrase Mr. George Thorogood: "get a haircut and get a real job".

Disclaimer: I don't follow your life on a regular basis. I'm basing this opinion on the threads of your pathetic existance I remember off hand.

wow..someone needs to get laid even more than I do.. I'm not a starving artist - i'm an overweight person who previously worked in the financial, marketing, and publishign business.. my haircuts are rarely trendy - my last one was from an 8 buck barber... you kinda don't know sh1t about me.. thanks for playing though

Doubtful. I quite certain that I've never screamed like a b!tch when seeing a hot woman naked in a bathtub.

it was the shock of the moment, not the nudity.

 

[imported_Mike]

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: pyonir
who the hell takes baths?

EXACTLY!

Ok, I know you are utterly helpless when a member of the opposite sex is involved. Here's a clue...(most)women like to take baths.

Not true.. here in NYC most batrhooms don't even have full bathtubs..

Live in a place that's larger than a glorified closet and you'll have a full tub. I realize you like to pretend you're some starving artist suffering for his work but to paraphrase Mr. George Thorogood: "get a haircut and get a real job".

Disclaimer: I don't follow your life on a regular basis. I'm basing this opinion on the threads of your pathetic existance I remember off hand.

wow..someone needs to get laid even more than I do.. I'm not a starving artist - i'm an overweight person who previously worked in the financial, marketing, and publishign business.. my haircuts are rarely trendy - my last one was from an 8 buck barber... you kinda don't know sh1t about me.. thanks for playing though

Doubtful. I quite certain that I've never screamed like a b!tch when seeing a hot woman naked in a bathtub.

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: S Freud
PSA: Knock first dumbass.

Since you are the dude with the friggin sweet "i work in a strip joint" thread, I will listen to your sage like advice!

 

[alien42]

this thread would have been more entertaining if she was pinching one off.

 

[GTaudiophile]

Originally posted by: alien42
this thread would have been more entertaining if she was getting off.

Fixed!

 

[FoBoT]

I for one welcome our new hot chick in a bathtub overlords!

 

[chrisms]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: S Freud
PSA: Knock first dumbass.

Yep.. last two places I've been at didn't even have locks. Many don't and I'm not used to locking the bathroom door anymore. If the light is on and the door is closed, obviously someone is in there!

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: Mike
Doubtful. I quite certain that I've never screamed like a b!tch when seeing a hot woman naked in a bathtub.

I would, then I'd thank little baby Jesus.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile

Originally posted by: alien42
this thread would have been more entertaining if she was getting off.

Fixed!

Buy her a detachable showerhead with pulsating massage as a gift to make up for it.

- M4H

 

[chrisms]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper

Originally posted by: Mike
Doubtful. I quite certain that I've never screamed like a b!tch when seeing a hot woman naked in a bathtub.

I would, then I'd thank little baby Jesus.

[/quote]

You think little baby Jesus is the one who hooked you up? You know it was man Jesus.

 

[GTaudiophile]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile

Originally posted by: alien42
this thread would have been more entertaining if she was getting off.

Fixed!

Buy her a detachable showerhead with pulsating massage as a gift to make up for it.

- M4H

QFT! Women LOVE them!

 

[Kirby]

A real man would have pissed in there anyway.

"Hey there! Just gotta leak the lizard...."

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: chrisms
You think little baby Jesus is the one who hooked you up? You know it was man Jesus.

Little Jesus, big Jesus, it's all good.

Jesus and his making teh naked wimminz appear in my bathtub miracles FTW!

 

[MisterJackson]

Sweet Jesus freakin' Christ....why would the cosmos conspire to put a hot chick like that with you as a roomate when you clearly have no clue what to do with her?!?!?

I'd have just said "Not lookin' babe, it's cool, but I REALLY gotta go." then whip it out and proceed to make it as LOUD as possible when I went so she thought "Oh my God, he must be huge!".

BOW-CHICKA-WOW-WOW......

 

[KK]

have you already went out and bought your little spy cams?

 

[uberman]

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile

Originally posted by: alien42
this thread would have been more entertaining if she was getting off.

Fixed!

Buy her a detachable showerhead with pulsating massage as a gift to make up for it.

- M4H

QFT! Women LOVE them!

Just get her a Pocket Rocket. Then you can walk in on her using that.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Buy her a detachable showerhead with pulsating massage as a gift to make up for it.

- M4H

Yes, get the Logitech model with a built-in wireless webcam with a macro lens.

 

[Journer]

you shouldve gotten naked that instant and hopped in...bath sex FTW

 

[MX2]

Pssh...I just leave the door open

 

[hzl eyed grl]

Is she cute? Make eye contact yet? Dating yet? lol