PSA: Learn English before calling your IT Department

[guyver01]

User: I need my password reset
me: What is your last name?
User: need password
Me: i understand that... what is your last name?
User: huh? need password
Me: i cannot provide you a password if i don't know who you are
User: Password. No work. Need password.
Me: Do you understand the question i am asking you
user: Si
Me: then what is your last name
User: password. need password.


(just as an FYI.. cuz someone will say it... YES .. i checked.. we have no employee who is named Mr Need Password.)

and yes... the user was apparently hispanic... caller ID on the line showed them calling from El Paso.

 

[shortylickens]

If this thread goes anything like the last one, it will be locked in less than 12 hours.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

lulz

 

[Vette73]

Originally posted by: shortylickens
If this thread goes anything like the last one, it will be locked in less than 12 hours.

F-You you racist prick.




I say locked in less then that.

 

[Bateluer]

I deal with this kinda of crap every day, sadly.

 

[JJChicken]

ATOT: Ban this n00b.
OP: Why should the mods ban me?
ATOT: need banhammer
OP: i understand that... but why?
ATOT: huh? lock in 3..2..1.
OP: i cannot ban myself, turn the computer off and TPAD if i don't know why
ATOT: Ban. No more posts. Need Ban.
OP: Do you understand the question i am asking you
ATOT: Si
OP: then why do you want to ban me?
ATOT: /facepalm.

 

[Kirby]

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb
lulz

 

[Arcadio]

If I were you, I would just repeat the question "What is your last name?" until they give up.

 

[guyver01]

Originally posted by: Arcadio
If I were you, I would just repeat the question "What is your last name?" until they give up.

i have... spent 20min the other day just repeating it to someone in india

 

[sao123]

apellido paterno y apellido materno

 

[SonnyDaze]

Maybe he wanted a passport? So he could GTFO.

 

[theknight571]

lol... usually its the tech support that needs to learn English...

 

[sdifox]

next time try this "No hablo Español. Llamare la migra."

 

[Bignate603]

Usually I have the reverse problem with tech support not being able to speak english.

 

[miketheidiot]

Originally posted by: theknight571
lol... usually its the tech support that needs to learn English...

its a fitting and very appropriate irony

 

[HannibalX]

Originally posted by: Barack Obama
ATOT: Ban this n00b.
OP: Why should the mods ban me?
ATOT: need banhammer
OP: i understand that... but why?
ATOT: huh? lock in 3..2..1.
OP: i cannot ban myself, turn the computer off and TPAD if i don't know why
ATOT: Ban. No more posts. Need Ban.
OP: Do you understand the question i am asking you
ATOT: Si
OP: then why do you want to ban me?
ATOT: /facepalm.

Hah!

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: sdifox
next time try this "No hablo Español. Llamare la migra."

According to Bing translator:
I do not speak Spanish. Llamare migrates it

So.......


What is Llamare?

 

[Minerva]

Reset it to PEBKAC.

 

[SunnyD]

Maybe his last name was Need-Password?

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: shortylickens

Originally posted by: sdifox
next time try this "No hablo Español. Llamare la migra."

According to Bing translator:
I do not speak Spanish. Llamare migrates it

So.......


What is Llamare?

Llamare is the future tense of llamar which means to call.

He said he's going to call immigration

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: Platypus

Originally posted by: shortylickens

Originally posted by: sdifox
next time try this "No hablo Español. Llamare la migra."

According to Bing translator:
I do not speak Spanish. Llamare migrates it

So.......


What is Llamare?

Llamare is the future tense of llamar which means to call.

He said he's going to call immigration

Yup, last time I asked someone to translate "I'm going to call immigration" into Spanish, I started a huge pissing contest and hate war that has not yet calmed down.
I'd recommend to everyone right now that we stop it or else the mods are gonna permaban people.

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: shortylickens

Originally posted by: Platypus

Originally posted by: shortylickens

Originally posted by: sdifox
next time try this "No hablo Español. Llamare la migra."

According to Bing translator:
I do not speak Spanish. Llamare migrates it

So.......


What is Llamare?

Llamare is the future tense of llamar which means to call.

He said he's going to call immigration

Yup, last time I asked someone to translate "I'm going to call immigration" into Spanish, I started a huge pissing contest and hate war that has not yet calmed down.
I'd recommend to everyone right now that we stop it or else the mods are gonna permaban people.

It's not my problem if he wants to be an ignorant fucktard, I'm just translating it for you.

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: Platypus

Originally posted by: shortylickens

Originally posted by: Platypus

Originally posted by: shortylickens

Originally posted by: sdifox
next time try this "No hablo Español. Llamare la migra."

According to Bing translator:
I do not speak Spanish. Llamare migrates it

So.......


What is Llamare?

Llamare is the future tense of llamar which means to call.

He said he's going to call immigration

Yup, last time I asked someone to translate "I'm going to call immigration" into Spanish, I started a huge pissing contest and hate war that has not yet calmed down.
I'd recommend to everyone right now that we stop it or else the mods are gonna permaban people.

It's not my problem if he wants to be an ignorant fucktard, I'm just translating it for you.

So exactly how am I an ignorant fucktard?

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: shortylickens

Originally posted by: sdifox
next time try this "No hablo Español. Llamare la migra."

According to Bing translator:
I do not speak Spanish. Llamare migrates it

So.......


What is Llamare?

I have not tried Bing traslator yet, but I can tell you it failed this time

mind you I am using slang, la migra, meaning immigration service. I said I am going to call immigration.

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: Platypus

Originally posted by: shortylickens

Originally posted by: Platypus

Originally posted by: shortylickens

Originally posted by: sdifox
next time try this "No hablo Español. Llamare la migra."

According to Bing translator:
I do not speak Spanish. Llamare migrates it

So.......


What is Llamare?

Llamare is the future tense of llamar which means to call.

He said he's going to call immigration

Yup, last time I asked someone to translate "I'm going to call immigration" into Spanish, I started a huge pissing contest and hate war that has not yet calmed down.
I'd recommend to everyone right now that we stop it or else the mods are gonna permaban people.

It's not my problem if he wants to be an ignorant fucktard, I'm just translating it for you.

So exactly how am I an ignorant fucktard?

Has it occured to you that it's possible he's not an illegal immigrant?