Originally posted by: dderidex
Originally posted by: Dopefiend
looking for some restuarant that serves "friendly" burgers, which ironically look and taste exactly like hamburgers--which vegetarians object to eating because it's either A) gross or B) murder. If it's so gross, then why go out of your way to eat something exactly like it
From Maddox's site, quoted for truth
See, what's weird is - and my wife is a vegetarian - the 'friendly' burgers?
TASTE LIKE CRAP!
No, really. The veggie burgers that
try to taste like real burgers are pure sh!t, end of story. They don't taste like anything. Some kind of rubber, maybe. I dunno, but it's nasty.
HOWEVER...I actually find myself prefering vegetarian 'alternatives' in a couple cases:
[*] Seitan fajita mix. Doesn't taste like any meat, but very, VERY good. Better than chicken or steak for fajitas
[*] Portobello...well, anyway. "Burgers", fajitas, etc. It's just a mushroom, but very, VERY tasty when grilled.
[*] Quorn products. Their 'Quorn dogs' are quite nice. Again, doesn't try to taste like anything but its own thing. Very tasty.
In point of fact, although I certainly have no moral objection to eating meat (I certainly dig burgers, and have steak at least once a month), I find myself generally eating vegetarian...just because. It's healthier for you - better for your heart, etc - and that's always nice. Plus, it's more consistent. A portobello is a portobello is a portobello - there aren't different cuts, you don't have to worry about gristle, or cooking times, or whatever.
And, really, I've found a LOT of vegetarian items (particularly those that aren't trying to taste like 'real' meat) to have a taste I prefer over many meats. As I mentioned above, I'll take a seitan fajita over a chicken or steak fajita anyday - it just *tastes* better - and I'll take a 'Quorn dog' over almost any brand hot dog for taste, as well. (Only downside is that Quorn-brand products use mycoprotein as the protein element - a type of fungi. Tastes great, but if you eat more than 2 of them....you will REGRET IT.)