MSM Headline: Obama Helps Lasso Drug Kingpin in Aerial Duel!
Fox Headline: Obama, High as a Kite, Uses Airforce One to Hook Up with his Dope Dealer!
ET Headline: Cher: F16 Musses my Hair
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CIA plane crashes in mexico with 4 tons of cocaine on board.