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sao123

sao123

Lifer
May 27, 2002
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OH MY GOD, I watch these guys in the mall jump around on this thing for hours...
They have no idea how stupid they look, and you know it gets bad when random people walk past and make derogatory homosexual comments about them...

Cheers :beer: to all the losers for doing your own thing.



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The Offspring
Americana
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh (3X)
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy
Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seis
You know its kinda hard just to get along today
Our subject isn't cool, but he thinks it anyway
He may not have a clue, and he may not have style
But everything he lacks, well he makes up in denial
So don't deflate, play it straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
Gonna play the field, keep it real
For you know a way, for you know a way
So if you don't break, just over compensate
At least you know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabees
Hey, hey, do the brand new thing!
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh (3X)
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy
He needs some cool tunes, not just any will suffice
But they didn't have Ice Cube so he bought Vanilla Ice
Now cruising in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pass
But if he looks twice, they're gonna kick his lilly ass!
So don't deflate, play it straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
Gonna play the field, keep it real
For you know a way, for you know a way
So if you don't break, just over compensate
At least you know you can always go on Ricky Lake
The world loves wannabes
Hey, hey, do the trendy thing!
Now he's getting a tattoo yeah, he's getting ink done
He asks for a 13, but they drew a 31
Friends say he's trying too hard and he's not quite hip
But in his own mind he's the, he's the dopest trick
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh (3X)
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy
Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seis
So don't deflate, play it straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
Gonna play the field, keep it real
For you know a way, for you know a way
So if you don't break, just over compensate
At least you know you can always go on Ricky Lake
The world needs wannabes
The world loves Wannabes
Let's get some more wannabes
Hey, hey, do the brand new thing!

:music::music::music::music::music::music::music::music:
 
mugs

mugs

Lifer
Apr 29, 2003
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Man, I saw a video of a member here doing DDR with two pads at the same time... it was AMAZING. That takes athleticism.
 
sao123

sao123

Lifer
May 27, 2002
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Originally posted by: Sqube
What about this guy?
Click to expand...

hes not even watching the screen...or hitting the right pads.... you can see it....

miss
miss
miss
miss
and watch the counter going negative.
 
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BullsOnParade

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Apr 7, 2003
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Damn that was sick.

I understand that the kids usually lined up at the ddr machine are anime geeks. All of the ones
who are good at it have learned way better coordination that I can muster for the game.
 
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fatdragondzc

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Oct 3, 2005
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I personally dont hate the game, but some people can get obssessed. I for one isnt a great fan of it. But wouldnt mind playing it once in a while(but usually there are girls involved)
 
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frankgomez75

Platinum Member
Mar 23, 2004
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Hey, I play DDR... I'm just confident about my sexuality.

That and I only play it with my daughter at Chuck E. Cheese... reluctantly but she loves seeing her papi dance with her so it's all good. :)
I would never get on it by myself though.
 
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clickynext

Platinum Member
Dec 24, 2004
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lol it's a fun, fun game! And gives you pretty good exercise, especially if you're bad. Not everyone really cares that much what they look like while they're having fun, you know.

Haha, that guy does it in style, that's for sure...
 
mugs

mugs

Lifer
Apr 29, 2003
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Originally posted by: dethman
Originally posted by: sao123
Originally posted by: Sqube
What about this guy?
Click to expand...

hes not even watching the screen...or hitting the right pads.... you can see it....

miss
miss
miss
miss
and watch the counter going negative.
Click to expand...

who cares he can actually dance.
Click to expand...

You speak the truth. And he was a squirrelly, nerdy guy. There's hope for all of us.
 
fustercluck

fustercluck

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Dec 29, 2002
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Good exercise for gamers like me who want to play a lot of video games but not become obese. I only play when no one else is around though :p - I'm a closet DDR player. I would never want to play in front of people at an arcade even though i'm pretty good. It is a good way to exercise, it doesn't feel like a chore since it's a game. I always sweat like crazy when i play. Headband soaking.
 
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SophalotJack

Banned
Jan 6, 2006
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Originally posted by: sao123
Originally posted by: Sqube
What about this guy?
Click to expand...

hes not even watching the screen...or hitting the right pads.... you can see it....

miss
miss
miss
miss
and watch the counter going negative.
Click to expand...

I don't know who is more gay... that kid or you for knowing this stuff.
 
Ricemarine

Ricemarine

Lifer
Sep 10, 2004
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Originally posted by: mugs
Originally posted by: dethman
Originally posted by: sao123
Originally posted by: Sqube
What about this guy?
Click to expand...

hes not even watching the screen...or hitting the right pads.... you can see it....

miss
miss
miss
miss
and watch the counter going negative.
Click to expand...

who cares he can actually dance.
Click to expand...

You speak the truth. And he was a squirrelly, nerdy guy. There's hope for all of us.
Click to expand...

That's not DDR.
That's eXceed.

Don't know if its 1 or 2 though...

DDR = Japanese
eXceed = Korean.

and... if you actually play Heavy on DDR, it doesn't look bad...
 
sdifox

sdifox

No Lifer
Sep 30, 2005
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I prefer Samba de Amigo, nothing is gayer (is that even a word?) than waving 2 maracas :) I have it for the good old DC and once in a while I'll fire it up to have a laugh.
 
Ika

Ika

Lifer
Mar 22, 2006
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Most good DDR songs are techno. THe lyrics you posted are from a gay song.

It's a fun break from the monotony of standing/sitting gaming.
 
Mrvile

Mrvile

Lifer
Oct 16, 2004
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Well it sure beats running the treadmill :p

Originally posted by: mugs
Man, I saw a video of a member here doing DDR with two pads at the same time... it was AMAZING. That takes athleticism.
Click to expand...

And mugs, were you talking about me? I need to get a new video going though...that one's getting old. :)

:beer: Cheers!
 
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madeupfacts

Senior member
Apr 29, 2006
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there is nothing wrong with dancing. a man who dn't care what other think is his own man. a man who hold back because he's afraid of others laughing at him is a pussy

that video was cool
 
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BrownTown

Diamond Member
Dec 1, 2005
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The only way I could possibly not see DDR as being gay is if grils were involved. And based on my experience with DDR people this is rarely if ever the case.
 
Slew Foot

Slew Foot

Lifer
Sep 22, 2005
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Nice video Mrville! I wonder why people think its an edited video. Oh well. DDR is about the only game I can get my GF to play with me, and it actually is kinda fun though Im not that great at it.

 
neutralizer

neutralizer

Lifer
Oct 4, 2001
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I play DDR with my roommate in the lounge of the apartment and a lot of people, mostly girls, come by and play.
 
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