(PSA) I survived a Toro.

[Banana]

I had no idea that I was toying with fate for the past 15 years! I was googling some stuff to sell and saw this:
https://www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2007/t...ls-electric-blowers-due-to-projectile-hazards

Wonder what Toro will send me as a replacement. Are you using recalled products - Exploding Samsung phones, Takata deathbags, Trader Joe apple sauce?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Wonder what Toro will send me as a replacement. Are you using recalled products - Exploding Samsung phones, Takata deathbags, Trader Joe apple sauce?

I wanted to return the apple sauce, but as I was backing my Ford Pinto into Trader Joe's loading dock it blew up.

 

[highland145]

Wonder what Toro will send me as a replacement.

A fluffer. I hear shorty's good.



j/k shorty.

 

[highland145]

I wanted to return the apple sauce, but as I was backing my Ford Pinto into Trader Joe's loading dock it blew up.

How much applesauce was that?

 

[midwestfisherman]

Wait, WTF is wrong with the TJ Applesauce??

 

[Banana]

Wait, WTF is wrong with the TJ Applesauce??

Dibs on your fishing gear.
http://www.foodsafetynews.com/2017/...ce-because-it-may-contain-glass/#.WLnwJ_nyuUk

 

[Ns1]

I can guarantee you won't survive my Toro.

 

[highland145]

lol

 

[GagHalfrunt]

How much applesauce was that?

It covered about 2 square blocks.

 

[XavierMace]

I'm still waiting for my replacement exploding deathbag.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

I know a guy with a VW that has the emission issue. He's locked in for a 14k or 18k (I forgot) trade in for 3 years regardless of condition. He plans on trading it in on the last month.

 

[SKORPI0]

I was thinking more like this based on the thread title.

from Jackass 2.