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PSA for the brake-checking morons

EyeMWing

Banned
If you're going to brake-check me, you're going to brake-check me. There's nothing I can do about it. Your decision to do it is yours and yours alone, and even if I'm not even on your ass yet, I'm prepared for it.

But you may wish to choose a better location than a banked bridge in a construction zone to lock up your brakes. After all, had I actually hit and gone through that flimsy jersey wall and fallen 60ft into traffic on my roof, you would be guilty of vehicular manslaughter. And don't even THINK you'd be able to get away, because there's a camera on this bridge, and the cops chill just down the road - and there's NOWHERE for you to go except right into their laps.

Honestly. I wasn't even on this guy's ass, and he stomped his brakes. I was back a good 4 carlengths, traveling the same speed. He decided that he really didn't actually want to drive at the speed limit, he wanted to stop. By the time I realized that the smoke coming from his tires was him STOPPING not just slowing considerably to be a dick, I was within 2 car lengths, and had only slowed to 3/4 of my initial speed. I ultimately came to rest, front corner up to the jersey wall, passenger door up to his rear corner, 2 traffic cones down.

E-Brake on, door open, and the guy FLOORS IT, and speeds off.

Asshole.
 
Originally posted by: Nik
Cry about it.

😛 😀 😉

No, I'm quite used to people being fuckfaces on the road. And with any luck, he ruined 4 perfectly good tires (that bridge is surfaced in ****** that's like 0-grit sandpaper)
 
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: Nik
Cry about it.

😛 😀 😉

No, I'm quite used to people being fuckfaces on the road. And with any luck, he ruined 4 perfectly good tires (that bridge is surfaced in ****** that's like 0-grit sandpaper)

So your car hit the retaining wall as well and his car? I'm slightly confused.
 
Chase him down, run him off the road, and blow him away with the shotgun you carry for just this kind of thing...dat's da Joisey way of doin tings...
 
Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: Nik
Cry about it.

😛 😀 😉

No, I'm quite used to people being fuckfaces on the road. And with any luck, he ruined 4 perfectly good tires (that bridge is surfaced in ****** that's like 0-grit sandpaper)

So your car hit the retaining wall as well and his car? I'm slightly confused.

Missed by less than an inch on both counts. If there had been contact, I wouldn't have let him slide, I would've followed him to the ends of the earth until a cop picked it up.

I did smack two traffic cones, though. No damage, since they were the soft rubber variety instead of those nasty plastic SOBs, and speeds were low enough to just push them out of the way instead of run them under.
 
It was prolly the same guy who almost ran you over the road in a truck. I bet he follow your car all the time, trying to do weird sh!t and make your life a living hell, cause I sure as hell don?t get in to all these weird situations you do. 😉
 
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: RiDE
How can anyone prove that he brake checked you though?
If he braked that hard, I'd assume he'd have skid marks too. (pun intended)

Yeah but he could just say that something ran in front of him. Who's fault would it be if the person following couldn't stop safely behind him?
 
Originally posted by: SSP
It was prolly the same guy who almost ran you over the road in a truck. I bet he follow your car all the time, trying to do weird sh!t and make your life a living hell, cause I sure as hell don?t get in to all these weird situations you do. 😉

I'm by far not the only person to have severe issues with dickhead on the roads around this town damn near everyone I know has at least one nasty story. I'm just a lot better at evasive action than they are, since their stories mostly involve needing new body panels afterwards.
 
Originally posted by: RiDE
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: RiDE
How can anyone prove that he brake checked you though?
If he braked that hard, I'd assume he'd have skid marks too. (pun intended)
Yeah but he could just say that something ran in front of him. Who's fault would it be if the person following couldn't stop safely behind him?
They were on a bridge!
 
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: RiDE
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: RiDE
How can anyone prove that he brake checked you though?
If he braked that hard, I'd assume he'd have skid marks too. (pun intended)
Yeah but he could just say that something ran in front of him. Who's fault would it be if the person following couldn't stop safely behind him?
They were on a bridge!

Don't forget he's good at evasive action! My guess is, even if EyeMWing was driving an 18-wheeler while tailgating a Mini Cooper S, and the Mini slammed on its brakes, Mr. EyeMWing would be able to flip the truck OVER the Mini Cooper and land on all 18 tires. He is THAT good.
 
Originally posted by: arcenite
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: RiDE
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: RiDE
How can anyone prove that he brake checked you though?
If he braked that hard, I'd assume he'd have skid marks too. (pun intended)
Yeah but he could just say that something ran in front of him. Who's fault would it be if the person following couldn't stop safely behind him?
They were on a bridge!

Don't forget he's good at evasive action! My guess is, even if EyeMWing was driving an 18-wheeler while tailgating a Mini Cooper S, and the Mini slammed on its brakes, Mr. EyeMWing would be able to flip the truck OVER the Mini Cooper and land on all 18 tires. He is THAT good.

Not quite. I could probably flip it over ONTO the Mini Cooper, and do the world a favor, but beyond that, I don't think so.
 
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: RiDE
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: RiDE
How can anyone prove that he brake checked you though?
If he braked that hard, I'd assume he'd have skid marks too. (pun intended)
Yeah but he could just say that something ran in front of him. Who's fault would it be if the person following couldn't stop safely behind him?
They were on a bridge!

I've seen dogs on bridges. 😛

Anyway, I always thought it's your fault if you hit anybody in front of you, no matter how much sh*t of a driver he is.
 
Originally posted by: RiDE
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: RiDE
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: RiDE
How can anyone prove that he brake checked you though?
If he braked that hard, I'd assume he'd have skid marks too. (pun intended)
Yeah but he could just say that something ran in front of him. Who's fault would it be if the person following couldn't stop safely behind him?
They were on a bridge!

I've seen dogs on bridges. 😛

Anyway, I always thought it's your fault if you hit anybody in front of you, no matter how much sh*t of a driver he is.

 
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