PSA: Don't use facebook to find a hitman

[FDF12389]

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Really, how stupid do you have to be?

 

[mb]

Use craigslist, duh.

 

[DesiPower]

I remember the case of convenience store robbery. He was told by the employee that he doesnt have the keys and the manager how has it will be here at noon (or a certain time). The robber says - OK, I'll be baak, and he does come back and gets arrested by the awaiting police.

So basically what I am saying is that this story does not surprise me...

 

[Jeff7]

I remember the case of convenience store robbery. He was told by the employee that he doesnt have the keys and the manager how has it will be here at noon (or a certain time). The robber says - OK, I'll be baak, and he does come back and gets arrested by the awaiting police.

So basically what I am saying is that this story does not surprise me...

A local police report mentioned a local burglary.
"Once inside, the burglar stole seven cans of Keystone Premium Beer and nine DVDs."

If I was going to break into someone's house, I'd probably want to get some things that are a little bit more valuable. (Maybe they were limited edition Star Wars laser discs, hand-signed by Lucas, with the alternate endings, such as Chewie giving birth to Yoda, among other things.)

Some people just aren't very good at what they do.

 

[bignateyk]

A local police report mentioned a local burglary.
"Once inside, the burglar stole seven cans of Keystone Premium Beer and nine DVDs."

If I was going to break into someone's house, I'd probably want to get some things that are a little bit more valuable. (Maybe they were limited edition Star Wars laser discs, hand-signed by Lucas, with the alternate endings, such as Chewie giving birth to Yoda, among other things.)

Some people just aren't very good at what they do.

You must have missed that part

 

[Leros]

A local police report mentioned a local burglary.
"Once inside, the burglar stole seven cans of Keystone Premium Beer and nine DVDs."

If I was going to break into someone's house, I'd probably want to get some things that are a little bit more valuable. (Maybe they were limited edition Star Wars laser discs, hand-signed by Lucas, with the alternate endings, such as Chewie giving birth to Yoda, among other things.)

Some people just aren't very good at what they do.

About ten years ago, some kids destroyed my dad's garage door and stole a couple of crappy beers from the garage fridge. Nothing else was stolen.

 

[Fayd]

About ten years ago, some kids destroyed my dad's garage door and stole a couple of crappy beers from the garage fridge. Nothing else was stolen.

a few years ago some people broke into our trailer as it was parked in a storage lot. (rent a space, store your trailer there long-term)

despite holding all our camping gear, boogie boards, extra bedding... etc. the criminals stole nothing.

what did they think they were gonna get from a trailer parked in a storage lot?

 

[Leros]

a few years ago some people broke into our trailer as it was parked in a storage lot. (rent a space, store your trailer there long-term)

despite holding all our camping gear, boogie boards, extra bedding... etc. the criminals stole nothing.

what did they think they were gonna get from a trailer parked in a storage lot?

They're probably looking for high value items that can easily be sold to pawn shops.

 

[ryan256]

We should be fortunate that so many criminals are this stupid.

 

[Juked07]

Suppose you have consensual sex with a girl. Then she claims it's rape for whatever reason. Then you're very frustrated with the false accusations and post something like "man I want to kill that girl, who's with me?"

Would you be on the hook for murder related crimes??

Assuming he did indeed rape and threaten that girl, I'm sure he deserves prison time or whatever. But I just don't really see how an angry facebook post can be taken so seriously. I'm sure millions of people have made posts that resemble intent to harm others..

 

[The Boston Dangler]

A local police report mentioned a local burglary.
"Once inside, the burglar stole seven cans of Keystone Premium Beer and nine DVDs."

If I was going to break into someone's house, I'd probably want to get some things that are a little bit more valuable. (Maybe they were limited edition Star Wars laser discs, hand-signed by Lucas, with the alternate endings, such as Chewie giving birth to Yoda, among other things.)

Some people just aren't very good at what they do.

that would be a helluva lot better than what lucas did with episodes 1-3