PSA: Don't slap a female coworker on the behind during a crowded gathering, even if she slapped you first.

[Orsorum]

So I was at this huge opening-banquet-type thing for all the Housing and Food Services staff this afternoon; I was also very, very tired, long story, but hey.

And I go and start talking to one of my coworkers, a guy who works in the same apt. complex as me, and a girl who I worked with last year slaps me on the ass, a stinging slap. I yelp, kind of, look behind me and see her, kind of waffle for a sec... then finish the conversation with my coworker.

Then I turn to go back to my seat further back in the room, and on my way by, slap this girl on the thigh/ass.

Then I thought about it... perhaps I should not have done that, as no matter what the pretext was, it still looked improper.

Oh well.

Moral of the story: don't slap female coworkers on the bum in public.

And, yes, I know I already posted this.

 

[Zenmervolt]

It was retaliatory! I see no problem. Though it would have been funnier if you had filed sexual harassment charges against her.

ZV

 

[Grey]

Heh, I hate when they can get away with it but if you do it BAM. Goodbye job! I walked into my managers office one and she and another women were bitching about their husbands cheating on them while I stood there and I said, "oh still hating your husbands" the stares I got would have peeled paint off a car. I did apologize, but jeez if you don't want the comments about it don't talk in front of me #@!$*.

Ahemm.. Anyway, did you get in any trouble?

 

[RabidMongoose]

You disgusting male chauvinist pig!

 

[Aquaman]

next time put a stink bomb in here office over the weekend

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Fausto]

/slaps Orsorum on the ass.....just for the hell of it.


I got one for you too Aquaman, so don't go getting any ideas.

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: Fausto1
/slaps Orsorum on the ass.....just for the hell of it.


I got one for you too Aquaman, so don't go getting any ideas.

:Q

/sends fausto1 a pair of "Dai kang ku" <<<<<< do a search on off topic to find out what it is

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[yllus]

Just FYI, pinching a female coworker's boobies in public is pretty much just as bad.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Aquaman

Originally posted by: Fausto1
/slaps Orsorum on the ass.....just for the hell of it.


I got one for you too Aquaman, so don't go getting any ideas.

:Q

/sends fausto1 a pair of "Dai kang ku" <<<<<< do a search on off topic to find out what it is

Cheers,
Aquaman

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[00Jones]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
So I was at this huge opening-banquet-type thing for all the Housing and Food Services staff this afternoon; I was also very, very tired, long story, but hey.

And I go and start talking to one of my coworkers, a guy who works in the same apt. complex as me, and a girl who I worked with last year slaps me on the ass, a stinging slap. I yelp, kind of, look behind me and see her, kind of waffle for a sec... then finish the conversation with my coworker.

Then I turn to go back to my seat further back in the room, and on my way by, slap this girl on the thigh/ass.

Then I thought about it... perhaps I should not have done that, as no matter what the pretext was, it still looked improper.

Oh well.

Moral of the story: don't slap female coworkers on the bum in public.

And, yes, I know I already posted this.

As long as it wasn't a "shocker" you're fine.

 

[Aquaman]

Dai Kang Ku

Lazy guy

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Aquaman
Dai Kang Ku

Lazy guy

Cheers,
Aquaman

:Q

Any hot deals on those right now?

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: Aquaman
Dai Kang Ku

Lazy guy

Cheers,
Aquaman

:Q

Any hot deals on those right now?

Only on used ones.

 

[Kaervak]

You're now going to be sued for everything you own.


Sad thing is, I'm sure that's happened to someone that had the exact same experience.

 

[WinkOsmosis]

So she wants you?

 

[her209]

So has she gotten acquainted with Mr. Happy yet?

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis
So she wants you?

One would hope.

Yes, I have a crush on her, but not because of this.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: her209
So has she gotten acquainted with Mr. Happy yet?

No.

 

[conjur]

Sexual Harrassment (on both parties)

Just had 2 1/2 hours of training in that this week.

 

[Wag]

OK- You posted this before, so you already got lots of responses.

It's not really a morality tale unless you were taught a lesson- you weren't, you just reconsidered your actions. What are you trying to tell us?

It's like me saying, "I ate a whole pie the other day. Now that I think about it, I shouldn't have done that."

 

[ElFenix]

it would only be inappropriate if you slapped and then squeezed or caressed.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Wag
OK- You posted this before, so you already got lots of responses.

It's not really a morality tale unless you were taught a lesson- you weren't, you just reconsidered your actions. What are you trying to tell us?

It's like me saying, "I ate a whole pie the other day. Now that I think about it, I shouldn't have done that."

I didn't post it as a separate post, just as part of a different thread. I was tired and didn't think to actually make a new thread until later.

It was supposed to be more of a "My cat's breath smells like cat food" type post.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Fausto1
/slaps Orsorum on the ass.....just for the hell of it.


I got one for you too Aquaman, so don't go getting any ideas.

*rubs sore behind* Owwie.

:Q

 

[xEDIT409]

You should have come up behind her and punched her square in the face.

 

[Red Dawn]

Doesn't seem very professional (unless you worked in the Porn Industry)