Prostate checks....

gopunk

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are they doing some research on this? i would really like to see some non-invasive procedure get developed... i know i'm young but dammit, this is important! i shudder at the thought of a prostate check... they need to get working on it asap!
 

Jfur

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get over it. maybe you will get a beautiful nurse. Women have creepy guys with large metal implements sticking things way up into our vaginas EVERY YEAR (at least), so you can manage a finger :p
 

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get over it. maybe you will get a beautiful nurse.

yea, with the world's largest finger :Q

Women have creepy guys with large metal implements sticking things way up into our vaginas EVERY YEAR (at least), so you can manage a finger :p

oh i see, so this is that whole "misery loves company" thing eh? :p it is slightly different through because the vagina is an in hole... the asshole is an out hole... things should not be going in to the out holes...
 

Jfur

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<< get over it. maybe you will get a beautiful nurse.

yea, with the world's largest finger :Q

Women have creepy guys with large metal implements sticking things way up into our vaginas EVERY YEAR (at least), so you can manage a finger :p

oh i see, so this is that whole "misery loves company" thing eh? :p it is slightly different through because the vagina is an in hole... the asshole is an out hole... things should not be going in to the out holes...
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we get it up the ass, too, dear
 

Jfur

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In all seriousness, you sooooo do not want to mess with prostate cancer -- it is common and deadly. There are blood tests, but having the annual probing is very, very important. Don't let your fear of the finger maim or kill you :Q
 

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<< In all seriousness, you sooooo do not want to mess with prostate cancer -- it is common and deadly. There are blood tests, but having the annual probing is very, very important. Don't let your fear of the finger maim or kill you :Q >>



ugh. yea, i realized that... that's why i think we should all work on finding a better, non-invasive procedure. thankfully, i have at least 20 years for this technology to get developed :)

i mean seriously... we can fly to the moon, we can pinpoint our exact location on this earth with a 50 dollar device, and we can't find a way to conduct this examination without the finger? come on! i am convinced we can overcome this if we apply ourselves. think... if the palestineans and the israelis took all their energy that they're using up on war, and applied it towards this research, i think we'd have a solution in a few years!
 

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<< In all seriousness, you sooooo do not want to mess with prostate cancer -- it is common and deadly. There are blood tests, but having the annual probing is very, very important. Don't let your fear of the finger maim or kill you :Q >>



ugh. yea, i realized that... that's why i think we should all work on finding a better, non-invasive procedure. thankfully, i have at least 20 years for this technology to get developed :)

i mean seriously... we can fly to the moon, we can pinpoint our exact location on this earth with a 50 dollar device, and we can't find a way to conduct this examination without the finger? come on! i am convinced we can overcome this if we apply ourselves. think... if the palestineans and the israelis took all their energy that they're using up on war, and applied it towards this research, i think we'd have a solution in a few years!
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That's what the PSA testing is for. I think men are afraid that they will get an erection and look gay. Having nerves in that region is not gay. It is a sensitive area and all health professionals realize that you don't enjoy being probed. If a crap can come out, then a finger can go in.
 

NikPreviousAcct

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<< Prostate checks.... >>

Yes, my girlfriend does them regularly. What's your question again? ;)

Don't ever join The Service, gopunk. :p

nik
 

gopunk

Lifer
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That's what the PSA testing is for.

hmm, is it just as good?

I think men are afraid that they will get an erection and look gay. Having nerves in that region is not gay.

i can honestly say, that notion has never once entered my head. never in my wildest dreams would i have imagined getting an erection... i just sit here and think of a finger going up there and feeling around... frankly it just doesn't sound enjoyable.
 

Jerboy

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<< get over it. maybe you will get a beautiful nurse.

yea, with the world's largest finger :Q

Women have creepy guys with large metal implements sticking things way up into our vaginas EVERY YEAR (at least), so you can manage a finger :p

oh i see, so this is that whole "misery loves company" thing eh? :p it is slightly different through because the vagina is an in hole... the asshole is an out hole... things should not be going in to the out holes...
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My doctor has been wanting to give me a prostate cancer check. I've been talking my ways out every time ;). I haven't experienced any of these tho I'd imagine rectal digital examination(something like that) is far less invasive than tube going up your nose or urethra.

 

NikPreviousAcct

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No man will handle my nads other than myself. Period. My woman's going to be a doctor, so I'll get free... um... checkups :D

nik
 

gopunk

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<< No man will handle my nads other than myself. Period. My woman's going to be a doctor, so I'll get free... um... checkups :D >>



ooh that's a good solution!
 

NikPreviousAcct

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<< Don't ever join The Service, gopunk. :p

lol :)
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I can just imagine him laying back on a big, cold table with eyes popping out after hearing the phrase "okay, young man, turn your head and cough"

:D

nik
 

Kelvrick

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<<

<< Don't ever join The Service, gopunk. :p

lol :)
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I can just imagine him laying back on a big, cold table with eyes popping out after hearing the phrase "okay, young man, turn your head and cough"

:D

nik
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My physicals were done through the family doctor who knows every little thing I've ever done. I walked in, handed my physical form, sat down. 5 minutes later, I look up from my magazine and I leave. :) Oh man, the guys on the team all thought I was the luckiest guy.

The one for my job though, the guy just had me unzip and stick his finger in, my pants were all up and everything. Yes!
 

NikPreviousAcct

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<< Why am I thinking of the ending of "Road Trip" for some reason? >>

*spits his milk across his monitor*

BWUHAHAHAHAHA :D

nik
 

rgwalt

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<< get over it. maybe you will get a beautiful nurse. Women have creepy guys with large metal implements sticking things way up into our vaginas EVERY YEAR (at least), so you can manage a finger :p >>



Yeah, but the vagina is designed to pass something the size of a baby through it. The anus isn't designed for the same thing.

Ryan
 

Kadarin

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<<

<< Why am I thinking of the ending of "Road Trip" for some reason? >>

*spits his milk across his monitor*

BWUHAHAHAHAHA :D

nik
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My job is done here..

:D
 

IGBT

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Find yourself a young lady doctor..you'll look forword to it..make shure you wear clean shorts.....
 

Jfur

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<<

<< get over it. maybe you will get a beautiful nurse. Women have creepy guys with large metal implements sticking things way up into our vaginas EVERY YEAR (at least), so you can manage a finger :p >>



Yeah, but the vagina is designed to pass something the size of a baby through it. The anus isn't designed for the same thing.

Ryan
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OMG, in the vagina's natural state a baby is **not** coming out (and not without tons of hormones which temporarily strech it) and then after many tortures hours, sometimes with additional surgery/drugs, or even a C-section. Hopefully you guys realize that a normal female area is not stretched, and -- by the way-- a lot of guys do "double fisting" or worse and can essential fit a baby up their rectum :Q
 

SuperTool

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<< a lot of guys do "double fisting" or worse and can essential fit a baby up their rectum :Q >>


Not a wholesome mental image, but that reminds me. Make sure the doc gets two fingers up there.
For second opinion :D
 

Kadarin

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<< and -- by the way-- a lot of guys do "double fisting" or worse and can essential fit a baby up their rectum :Q >>



I think I downloaded that video once off some p2p network..

By the way, this has to be one of the ultimate articles on sphincter activity...