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My best friend, Jewelee, sent this to me and I wanted to share it with you all. 
Please excuse the >>'s but I'm tooooo lazy to edit them out and it was forwarded a billion times. (Okay, that's a slight exageration(SP?) ) lol
> >
> > > > >> THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN:
> > > > >> 1. His first name was Jesus
> > > > >> 2. He was bilingual
> > > > >> 3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> But then there were equally good arguments that JESUS
> > > > >> WAS BLACK:
> > > > >> 1. He called everybody "brother"
> > > > >> 2. He liked Gospel
> > > > >> 3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> But then there were equally good arguments that JESUS
> > > > >> WAS JEWISH:
> > > > >> 1. He went into His Father's business
> > > > >> 2. He lived at home until he was 33
> > > > >> 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother
> > > > >> was sure he was God.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> But then there were equally good arguments that JESUS
> > > > >> WAS ITALIAN:
> > > > >> 1. He talked with his hands
> > > > >> 2. He had wine with every meal
> > > > >> 3. He used olive oil.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> But then there were equally good arguments that JESUS
> > > > >> WAS A CALIFORNIAN:
> > > > >> 1. He never cut his hair
> > > > >> 2. He walked around barefoot
> > > > >> 3. He started a new religion.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> But then there were equally good arguments that JESUS
> > > > >> WAS IRISH:
> > > > >> 1. He never got married
> > > > >> 2. He was always telling stories
> > > > >> 3. He loved green pastures.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> But perhaps the most compelling evidence that JESUS
> > > > >> WAS A WOMAN:
> > > > >> 1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when
> > > > >> there was no food.
> > > > >> 2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch
> > > > >> of men who JUST DIDN'T GET IT!
> > > > >> 3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because
> > > > >> there was more work for him to do.
Please excuse the >>'s but I'm tooooo lazy to edit them out and it was forwarded a billion times. (Okay, that's a slight exageration(SP?) ) lol
> >
> > > > >> THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN:
> > > > >> 1. His first name was Jesus
> > > > >> 2. He was bilingual
> > > > >> 3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> But then there were equally good arguments that JESUS
> > > > >> WAS BLACK:
> > > > >> 1. He called everybody "brother"
> > > > >> 2. He liked Gospel
> > > > >> 3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> But then there were equally good arguments that JESUS
> > > > >> WAS JEWISH:
> > > > >> 1. He went into His Father's business
> > > > >> 2. He lived at home until he was 33
> > > > >> 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother
> > > > >> was sure he was God.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> But then there were equally good arguments that JESUS
> > > > >> WAS ITALIAN:
> > > > >> 1. He talked with his hands
> > > > >> 2. He had wine with every meal
> > > > >> 3. He used olive oil.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> But then there were equally good arguments that JESUS
> > > > >> WAS A CALIFORNIAN:
> > > > >> 1. He never cut his hair
> > > > >> 2. He walked around barefoot
> > > > >> 3. He started a new religion.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> But then there were equally good arguments that JESUS
> > > > >> WAS IRISH:
> > > > >> 1. He never got married
> > > > >> 2. He was always telling stories
> > > > >> 3. He loved green pastures.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> But perhaps the most compelling evidence that JESUS
> > > > >> WAS A WOMAN:
> > > > >> 1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when
> > > > >> there was no food.
> > > > >> 2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch
> > > > >> of men who JUST DIDN'T GET IT!
> > > > >> 3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because
> > > > >> there was more work for him to do.
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