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Proof that I am stupid

rudeguy

rudeguy

Lifer
So I went to the pet store to get some bitter apple spray to keep my puppy from chewing on stuff. I am standing there with my brother in law looking at 5 or 6 different kinds of sprays. I ask him which one I should get and he says to get the worst tasting one.

So without thinking I picked up one of the bottles, sprayed it on my finger and tasted it.

Someone please hand me a helmet and call the short bus for me.
 
When I was a kid, I was curious where my mom's coffee cup was made. So, I decided I should look on the bottom of the cup. Without thinking, I turned the cup upside down spilling the coffee all over myself.
 
I was once at a resteraunt eating dinner, when I spy a nondescript bottle on the table that looked like pepper, but it was red. I was younger at the time, so not knowing what it was, I asked my parents. They said that it was cayenne pepper. I then proceeded to ask how it was different than regular paper. I don't remember their answer, as I wasn't paying attention. I had already made the decision to find out myself. I opened the top, looked at it and didn't see anything interesting. So I proceeded to sniff the contents. So, being as the contents were cayenne pepper, my noze started to tingle and I sneezed, directly into the open bottle. The pepper, suddenly disturbed by me sneeze, goes all in my eyes. I was owned by my own curiosity.
 
Originally posted by: Leros
When I was a kid, I was curious where my mom's coffee cup was made. So, I decided I should look on the bottom of the cup. Without thinking, I turned the cup upside down spilling the coffee all over myself.
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LOL WHAT THE FUCK
 
Originally posted by: rudeguy
Originally posted by: CraKaJaX
:laugh:

Results?
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My mouth still tastes like swamp water that drained off Nell Carter's ass.
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Well it's like when police get tazed before they're allowed to use it to teach compassion (although that's debatable and for an entirely different thread), now you know it tastes terrible so you won't use it unnecessarily with your dog.
 
Originally posted by: Leros
When I was a kid, I was curious where my mom's coffee cup was made. So, I decided I should look on the bottom of the cup. Without thinking, I turned the cup upside down spilling the coffee all over myself.
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one time I woke up and started my morning routine, poured mouthwash into a cup, capped the mouthwash and then put the cup right back ontop of the mouthwash bottle. spilling mouthwash everywhere.
 
Haha nice. Once when I was a kid I rode down my street really fast on my bike and up into my neighbor's driveway. I didn't brake (I... don't know/remember why), so I slammed face first into her garage door. I'm amazed I didn't lose any teeth. After making sure I was ok my parents laughed at me, rightly so.
 
Originally posted by: paulxcook
Haha nice. Once when I was a kid I rode down my street really fast on my bike and up into my neighbor's driveway. I didn't brake (I... don't know/remember why), so I slammed face first into her garage door. I'm amazed I didn't lose any teeth. After making sure I was ok my parents laughed at me, rightly so.
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Isn't it amazing how sometimes you wake up without your common sense?

After I tasted that stuff, my mouth connected with my brain and then my brain asked itself what it was doing. It didn't have a good answer.
 
Originally posted by: dawp
So did your brother in law laugh at you for your stupidity?
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Oh yeah...especially after I started licking my sleeve trying to get that stuff off my tongue.
 
Originally posted by: rudeguy
Originally posted by: dawp
So did your brother in law laugh at you for your stupidity?
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Oh yeah...especially after I started licking my sleeve trying to get that stuff off my tongue.
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lol, can't get that picture out of my mind
 
Originally posted by: dawp
Originally posted by: rudeguy
Originally posted by: dawp
So did your brother in law laugh at you for your stupidity?
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Oh yeah...especially after I started licking my sleeve trying to get that stuff off my tongue.
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lol, can't get that picture out of my mind
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maybe ya should have ate a pepper.

i shouldn't drink and post, meant to edit
 
Originally posted by: TridenTBoy3555
Originally posted by: Leros
When I was a kid, I was curious where my mom's coffee cup was made. So, I decided I should look on the bottom of the cup. Without thinking, I turned the cup upside down spilling the coffee all over myself.
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LOL WHAT THE FUCK
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STFU.
 
Originally posted by: clamum
Originally posted by: TridenTBoy3555
Originally posted by: Leros
When I was a kid, I was curious where my mom's coffee cup was made. So, I decided I should look on the bottom of the cup. Without thinking, I turned the cup upside down spilling the coffee all over myself.
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LOL WHAT THE FUCK
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STFU.
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SHOVE IT UP UR ASS FLAMER!
 
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