Problem with my name!!!

[LongCoolMother]

<< Sock him in the balls. >>




do just that, he'll think twice the next time he calls you dick

 

[Linux23]

<< Kick him in the nutz then cimb the walls & give hime a 5 star frog splash just like RVD

But in all seriousness......... ignore him & act normal if he calls you dick............ he''l get bored of it.

ps. As god is my witness one of my highschool friends brothers names is............ DICKY WANG (he prefers Richard......... but my friend Jack still calls him Dick).

Cheers,
Aquaamn >>






Dicky Wang? Bwahahaha!

 

[Omegachi]

 

[Aquaman]

Another weird name that will cause trouble in the future................

One of my 9 year old neices friends names is Pu Kai (Chinese immigrant) but that's not funny............ her 11 year old sister is PU SAI (I don't think they have any english names but I hope she gets one before highschool).

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Barnaby W. Füi]

<< Just be glad your last name isn't Head.

Russ, NCNE >>


i once knew a guy named dustin head....not quite dick head, but hey, thats the only person i've ever associated with a feather duster....

 

[Burnt]

There was a guy at my job last summer with the name, Richard Cheek. We called him Dick Cheeks.

 

[Unsickle]

Uh, I know a guy named Richard Hung.

 

[Ferrari355]

There was an asian guy on my dads baseball team with only one nut. Everyone called him One Hung Low.

 

[amnesiac]

One of my friends in HS was named Richard Tran. Kind of a small guy so we nicknamed him "Big Dick Tran".

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

<< i once knew a guy named dustin head....not quite dick head, but hey, thats the only person i've ever associated with a feather duster.... >>

What does he dust it with?

nik

 

[Mill]

I went to school with a guy named Peter Beeton. Honest to God. His mother was a teacher at the school too.

 

[Mitzi]

Just be glad your last name isn't Head.

Russ, NCNE

Like this?

HAHAHAHAH!

 

[Pocatello]

Consider yourself lucky, Richard. I have a cousin name Dung Nguyen. Dung means strong and heroic in our native tongue, but something else in English.

 

[MrDingleDangle]

go Kramer style on them and just say

"YEAH WELL I HAD SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER"

not exactly kramer but i doubt they have a wife

 

[Jfur]

I would say, "Excuse me, my name is STUDSY COCK!" -- but then again I don't have one so I really wouldn't know Ignoring is likely your best option.

 

[Jfur]

<< There was an asian guy on my dads baseball team with only one nut. Everyone called him One Hung Low. >>



My aunt dated a guy she called "tres huevos" :Q -- ahem 3 "eggs"

 

[Nemesis77]

I've been wondering for a while... Why is "Dick" nickname for "Richard"? I mean, those two names aren't even remotely alike. Rich, Rick, Ricky I could understand, but Dick??

 

[Russ]

<< I have a cousin name Dung Nguyen >>



One of my best buds is named Phuc Nguyen. He just loves to mess with people when he turns in anything written with his name on it.

Russ, NCNE

 

[BadNewsBears]

My firend's name is Richard Hair. I swear by the Bible

 

[RJHNY1]

I dunno why Dick is a nickname for Richard. Yes, Rick I can see.

I do call that kid an idiot. I watch WWF too, but I don't imitate them like I do with this kid. I guess I will just take the route of not making a big deal about it. If I do that, then they won't look to bother me about that.

 

[darkjester]

1. Say "sure!"
2. Whip it out.
3. In response to "What the hell are you doing?" reply with "You didn't ask to see it?"
4. Walk away laughing.

--You might want to add step 3a. Put the mouse in the house before proceeding to step 4.

 

[Pastfinder]

When they say hey Dick, you can always reply "Yes, thanks. Jealous?"





Oh that sucked. Just kick him in the nuts, then knock him over and kick him in the ribs. That'll shut him up.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

<< go Kramer style on them and just say

"YEAH WELL I HAD SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER"

not exactly kramer but i doubt they have a wife >>

Perfect.

nik

 

[b0mbrman]

<< what kind of a crappy school do you go to? i don't live in the dorms here at the uw, but i can't imagine anybody teasing somebody for their name... that's so... kindergarten. >>


Right...cuz no stupid kids go to college

 

[b0mbrman]

Oh well...if it doesn't work out for you, you can always join the Dick Ring