Problem with my name!!!

[RJHNY1]

Hey there guys. I need your advice on something. My name is Richard. Most people call me Richard or Rich. Those are the names that I respond to. Dick and Rick are 2 nicknames for Richard, however nobody calls me that. Some kids on my dorm floor (obviously in college) call me Dick to tease me. It's really pissing me off. Being diplomatic isn't gonna do anything. Does anybody have any good comebacks that I could say to them to get them to stop? They aren't enemies, but kinda friends. If anybody else here is named Richard and goes through the same thing, what do you do?

To describe one of them, his name is Keith, calls himself "Bruno" and "KCG." KCG is his initials and he imitates the Rob Van Dam (RVD) thumbs taunt from the WWF. He's an idiot. So, what would be a good comeback to say to this kid to get him to stop? Thanks to anyone who can help.

 

[minendo]

Next time they say Dick. Say "Yeah, Dick in your mouth." Ok thats really cheesy.

 

[notfred]

If you jsut respond normallly to Dick, they'll get bored with it. Lots of people are very childish.

 

[Eli]

lol.. hmmm.... just say.. shut up.. lol

 

[LordMaul]

Sock him in the balls.

 

[MajesticMoose]

<< If you jsut respond normallly to Dick, they'll get bored with it. Lots of people are very childish. >>


Being the type of person who would/does do such a thing, i can tell you that this will definitely work. Just asking me nicely would, but they might be more of an ass than me.

 

[Barnaby W. Füi]

<< If you jsut respond normallly to Dick, they'll get bored with it. Lots of people are very childish. >>


yeah, although it may take a little while....this is probably the best way to handle it

 

[Russ]

Just be glad your last name isn't Head.

Russ, NCNE

 

[gopunk]

what kind of a crappy school do you go to? i don't live in the dorms here at the uw, but i can't imagine anybody teasing somebody for their name... that's so... kindergarten.

 

[Evadman]

<< Just be glad your last name isn't Head.

Russ, NCNE >>



ROFLMAO

 

[Alienwho]

I have a buddy named Richard, we call him Dicky. Infact he puts his name on his MSN messenger and e-mail and stuff as Dicky.

 

[Gonad the Barbarian]

Start calling Mr. Initial Boy there something like A.S.S, P.O.S., or M.S.G. Or Initial Boy might work too. Or Mr. Ass, this is another WWF wrestler's former handle that is acting quite gay for his gimmick at the moment.

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

<< Just be glad your last name isn't Head.

Russ, NCNE >>

Like this?

 

[Stiler]

gotta feel bad for the fella's whose REAL name is Dick or Dicky

 

[SinNisTeR]

<< Sock him in the balls. >>


LMAO!! i wasnt expecting this..




<< Just be glad your last name isn't Head.

Russ, NCNE >>


ROTFL

 

[BlueApple]

... Or my last name, which is Liss.

 

[polypterus]

Well it's probably too late to start using your middle name, but that's what my friend does (and so do I for that matter, but my name's not Richard... my dad's is though, and so is my grandfather's for that matter... what a bunch of Dicks [sorry]).

dc

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

just ignore em.


or...


BTW, the problem isn't with your name. Its with the fact that there are a$$holes that live in your dorm. You probably aren't the only one they are giving crap too. Tell em to shut the fvck up or you'll report them to the RA, then report them anyways.

 

[katka]

Dick is just a name. Dick Van *** has successfully used it for years. Even in years when TV was very conservative. There is nothing negative about Dick. I know that it is easier said than done, but don't react and the thrill for them will be gone.

 

[DanFungus]

<< Sock him in the balls. >>
I got hit in the balls today....Was standing behind some guy, accidentally dropped a 1/4" x 1/4" piece of plastic on his arm, and BAM! I fell to the floor. Another time, he hit me there with a soda can (empty, thank god :Q) but luckily that time, it was mostly leg. This time, it wasn't :Q

 

[Aquaman]

Kick him in the nutz then cimb the walls & give hime a 5 star frog splash just like RVD

But in all seriousness......... ignore him & act normal if he calls you dick............ he''l get bored of it.

ps. As god is my witness one of my highschool friends brothers names is............ DICKY WANG (he prefers Richard......... but my friend Jack still calls him Dick).

Cheers,
Aquaamn

 

[wolfsblood]

wow people tease you like this in college? that's pretty childish don't you think? I remember when people used to think it was funny to call me "rice" since my real name is Bryce...

 

[HOWITIS]

when they call you dick don't respond to it, just jokingly make fun of them as well. when it stops making you mad they'll try and think something else up. are these guys freshman? sounds like their still in high school.

 

[LukFilm]

<<

<< Just be glad your last name isn't Head.

Russ, NCNE >>

Like this? >>


LOL.
"Dick Head, please come to the office"

 

[Croton]

say,
"ya baby...all the girls like Dick!"