Probably the Greatest Concept in the History of Man:

[CraKaJaX]

Originally posted by: SunnyD
I came into this thread expecting to see hookers and blow.

I am greatly disappointed.

It says concept, not combination. :|

 

[TallBill]

I'd rather pay for monthly hookers.

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: TallBill
I'd rather pay for monthly hookers.

monthly hookers delivering bacon, FTW!

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: TallBill
I'd rather pay for monthly hookers.

monthly hookers delivering bacon, FTW!

Let me think about that for a while.

 

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: TallBill
I'd rather pay for monthly hookers.

monthly hookers delivering bacon, FTW!

Let me think about that for a while.

Bacon AND beer

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: CPA

That's what I do. I couldn't imagine spending $30/month on bacon. I spend $6, tops.

1 good package of bacon costs that much. you're either clearly buying inferior bacon (corn king sucks) or you're not getting enough bacon.

I don't even know where I could go to find a pound of bacon that costs $30.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Gentlemen, I bring you...
http://www.baconnaise.com/

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Gentlemen, I bring you...
http://www.baconnaise.com/

You sir are a god.

 

[sonambulo]

Originally posted by: Chryso
How much bacon do you actually get? $30 a month seems like a good price for bacon to me. I spend about double that much now.

Almost always a one pound package. I had this for a year and it was fucking awesome but then again when I was able to cook (no kitchen right now) I ate less than a pound a month. This is really, really good bacon. You don't fry it up and eat it with eggs. You use it to accentuate other meats, use it in pasta dishes, mix it with salads, etc.

 

[Atheus]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Bacon ice cream:

1000g milk
1000g cream
750g egg yolks
625g sugar
6 strips of cooked bacon

Method of procedure:
-Thoroughly cook bacon, keep warm.
-Bring milk and cream to a boil.
-Add bacon to the hot dairy.
-Cover and infuse for 4 hours.
-Strain out bacon.
-Bring baconed dairy back to a boil.
-Whisk yolk and sugar together.
-Temper hot dairy into yolks mixture.
-Pour back into the dairy.
-Cook over low heat, stirring with a wooden spoon till it reaches
nappe (coats the spoon).
-Cool over an ice bath.
-Spin in an ice cream machine.

- Vomit.

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: CPA

That's what I do. I couldn't imagine spending $30/month on bacon. I spend $6, tops.

1 good package of bacon costs that much. you're either clearly buying inferior bacon (corn king sucks) or you're not getting enough bacon.

$30 for a package of good bacon? Goddamn. I guess we have different interpretations of the word "good bacon".

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: SunnyD

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Gentlemen, I bring you...
http://www.baconnaise.com/

You sir are a god.

Should be easy enough to replicate at home. Simply replace a portion of the oil used in a mayo recipe with bacon grease.

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: CPA

That's what I do. I couldn't imagine spending $30/month on bacon. I spend $6, tops.

1 good package of bacon costs that much. you're either clearly buying inferior bacon (corn king sucks) or you're not getting enough bacon.

Dude, the $5-10 bacon is fine. WTF, I didn't know there were bacon snobs.