Prison >>>>> Work

[jEct2]

IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in an 10X10 cell.
AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK............you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.
AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.

IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK............you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK ...........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...........they are called managers.

 

[CraigRT]

hehe
i like it

 

[raildogg]

IN PRISON..........Bubba makes love to you
AT WORK...........Boss makes love to you

 

[FoBoT]

sign me up

 

[NiKeFiDO]

funny

 

[ChooChooChooseMe]

You get molested in prison...

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: raildogg
IN PRISON..........Bubba makes love to you

:Q

nevermind, don't sign me up!

 

[suse920]

where can i sign up?

 

[ArmchairAthlete]

Sounds good until you remember Bubba.

 

[Electrode]

Originally posted by: NiKeFiDO
funny

 

[yokomo]

Man that is what they saw "they make it so nice you come back twice" (Chris Rock)

 

[DaWhim]

IN PRISON .......your asshole get bigger
AT WORK..........your ass get bigger

 

[Grunt03]

nice, it sounds so much like the military and the life we lead..........

 

[DangerAardvark]

Work: 8hrs. a day + $$$
Prison: ALL day + no $$$

Hmm... hard to decide.

 

[tami]

:thumbsup:

 

[Coquito]

Once the savings dry up, I guess that'll be my best option.

 

[her209]

IN PRISON... the only type of poon you will be getting is man poon.
AT WORK... you don't get poon. And never will.

 

[saltedeggman]

hehe

 

[cirthix]

lol

 

[Baked]

The OP's apparently a PMITA prison aficionado.

 

[Gurck]

Lol

 

[globalcitizen]

Ain't that the truth

 

[DAGTA]

IN PRISON: your education is free
AT WORK: you pay for your education (usually)

IN PRISON: the gym is free
AT WORK: you pay for a club membership (usually)

 

[TNTrulez]

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[Amplifier]

not bad.