Prison names

[IronWing]

The biz name thread has inspired me to greatness, as reflected in this topic.

Choose a prison name for yourself or other posters. Creativity is rewarded with s.

 

[CRXican]

ironwing

 

[ViviTheMage]

doom island would be my prison, there would be lots of doom...LOTS of it.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
doom island would be my prison, there would be lots of doom...LOTS of it.

OP meant your prison name. Now be a dear and pick up that soap I dropped on the shower floor. 😛

 

[OCGuy]

Wood. (Okay that was jail)

Mmmmmm Peckerwood Pie.

 

[GasX]

eatstoomuchcornandhotsauceandhasanimpenetrablesphincterofsteel guy

 

[shocksyde]

Cheese Grater or Pepper Grinder

 

[MrDudeMan]

I'd want to be called Smooth or Laser.

 

[ViviTheMage]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
doom island would be my prison, there would be lots of doom...LOTS of it.

OP meant your prison name. Now be a dear and pick up that soap I dropped on the shower floor. 😛

doom is my prison name...

 

[CraKaJaX]

Mike Hawk

 

[rudeguy]

Mine has already been decided and it is Dome.

 

[Farang]

Adolf Malcolm Guevara.. I'd be the most popular or the most hated

 

[darkxshade]

Adebisi

 

[Xylitol]

Originally posted by: CraKaJaX
Mike Hawk

i think Mike Hunt would fit you more nicely

 

[CraKaJaX]

Originally posted by: Xylitol

Originally posted by: CraKaJaX
Mike Hawk

i think Mike Hunt would fit you more nicely

🙁

They don't like those in jail.

 

[Farang]

Originally posted by: Xylitol

Originally posted by: CraKaJaX
Mike Hawk

i think Mike Hunt would fit you more nicely

thats what she said

 

[Perknose]

FuseTalk.

Everyone would stay far, far away, as getting repeatedly fooked in the arse in prison is no joking matter.

 

[KeithTalent]

Vicky

KT

 

[Adam8281]

Snitch

 

[mxyzptlk]

Originally posted by: darkxshade
Adebisi

/thread.

 

[Slapstick]

As the old joke goes, Secret, strong enough for a man but made for a woman!

 

[PepePeru]

P-Nis

 

[MegaVovaN]

G-Unit

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Castrator (-or pronounced like Skeletor)

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Let's make no mistake about it. I would not fare well in prison.

First of all I am the type of guy that guards would tell the other inmates I'm a child molester, just for giggles. I just look Metro (pretty, well-groomed, fabulous sense of style), and there's no getting around it, so it won't be hard for inmates to be taken by such a sham story. Afterall the average IQ of inmates is somewhat less than at a tech forum; easy sell.
Secondly I have a big mouth. Some of you may have noticed I'm have little sense of courtesy or decorum, and some of you have even accused me of being "online", but I assure you, I act identically in public. It wouldn't be long before I'd rub someone the wrong way. I hear many criminals these days frown on being labeled a moron; true or not... So much for science.

In light of these traits, I think my prison name should be Off2Men. That way when the inevitable occurs, and I am beaten, at least I can have a chortle at someone else's expense.